| Cold Opening |
| Dwayne Johnson | ... | The Rock Obama#3 Live |
| Taran Killam | ... | John Boehner#3 |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Ted Cruz#1 |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Barack Obama#25 |
| Beck Bennett | ... | agent |
| Leslie Jones | ... | She Rock Obama Live |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | Tom Cotton |
| Sasheer Zamata | ... | Michelle Obama#3 |
♬Chris Payne - "Fire And Brimstone"