| Cold Opening | Giuliani Birdman |
| Dakota Johnson | ... | Caroline Giuliani |
| Vanessa Bayer | ... | Gretchen Carlson#8 |
| Taran Killam | ... | Rudy Giuliani |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | assistant |
| Beck Bennett | ... | Birdman Live |
| Kyle Mooney | ... | director |
| Sasheer Zamata | ... | makeup artist |