| Commercial |
| Christina Applegate | ... | Uma Thurman |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Harrison Ford |
| Bill Hader | ... | Arnold Schwarzenegger |
| Taran Killam | ... | Liam Neeson |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Steven Seagal#1 |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Denzel Washington#4 |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mel Gibson#2 |
| Kate McKinnon | ... | teacher |
| Tim Robinson | ... | agent |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕In reruns, a scene showing gunmen entering a daycare is removed, in light of the recent Sandy Hook tragedy.