| Show | WDHX Channel 19 “Satellite Delay” |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Tom Flint |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Vivian Knowles |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Denise Fineman |
⁕This sketch originally appeared at two previous dress rehearsals: 03.01.2008 and 03.08.2008.
♬Mark Stocker - "Breaking News"