| Cold Opening | Either The 7th Or 8th GOP Debate |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Rick Perry |
| Bill Hader | ... | Shepard Smith#3 Live |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Newt Gingrich#2 |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Rick Santorum#1 |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Mitt Romney#2 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Herman Cain#1 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Michele Bachmann#4 |
| Paul Brittain | ... | Ron Paul#1 |
| Taran Killam | ... | Jon Huntsman#1 |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |