| Commercial |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Mickey Rooney#3 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Ice-T#1 |
| Abby Elliott | ... | Anna Faris#2 |
| Bill Hader | ... | Alan Alda#2 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | caller |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | caller |
| Paul Brittain | ... | caller |
| Taran Killam | ... | caller |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | caller |
| Jay Pharoah | ... | Eddie Murphy#2 |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |