| Weekend Update |
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Arnold Schwarzenegger#11 Commentary on Roman Polanski |
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Charles Barkley#6 Commentary on the China parade |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Mahmoud Ahmadinejad#3 |
| Nasim Pedrad | ... | Mrs. Ahmadinejad |