| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | David Paterson#4 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#84 |
| Bill Hader | ... | George Stephanopoulos Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | disc jockey Voice |
| Megan Fox | ||
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Shep /college senior |