| Cold Opening | A Nonpartisan Message From Sarah Palin & Hillary Clinton |
| Game Show | Quiz Bowl |
| Sketch | Swim Team Motivation |
| Musical Performance | "Got Money" |
| Show | The Charles Barkley Show |
| Film | Space Olympics |
| Musical Performance | "Lollipop" |
| Cold Opening | A Nonpartisan Message From Sarah Palin & Hillary Clinton |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Hillary Clinton Live |
| Monologue |
| Will Forte | ... | audience member |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Debbie Phelps |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | detective Still |
| Game Show | Quiz Bowl |
| Will Forte | ... | Zachariah Jasper |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Zaryah Jasper |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | host |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Craig |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Mrs. Jasper |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Jim |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Rachel |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | police officer |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | husband |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | judge |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | wife |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | police officer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Swim Team Motivation |
| Fred Armisen | ... | swimmer |
| Will Forte | ... | dancing coach |
| Bill Hader | ... | swimmer |
| Andy Samberg | ... | swimmer |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | swimmer |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | swimmer |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | swimmer |
| Sketch |
| Bill Hader | ... | Mr. Triggs |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Mrs. Triggs |
| Andy Samberg | ... | guest |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guest |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Stacia |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | guest |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Jamie |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Will Forte | ... |
Alaska Pete Commentary on Sarah Palin |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Nicholas Fehn |
| Andy Samberg | ... |
Cathy
Commentary on being back at work |
| Show | The Charles Barkley Show |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bela Karolyi |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Charles Barkley |
| Commercial |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Michael |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Amanda |
| Casey Wilson | ... | daughter |
| Film | Space Olympics |
| Bill Hader | ... | athlete |
| Andy Samberg | ... | singer |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | athlete |
| Casey Wilson | ... | athlete |
| Commercial |
| Will Forte | ... | client |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bill Hader | ... | client Still |
| Amy Poehler | ... | client |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | client Still |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | client Still |
| Casey Wilson | ... | client |
| Cold Opening | A Nonpartisan Message From Sarah Palin & Hillary Clinton |
| Tina Fey | ... | Sarah Palin Live |
| Weekend Update |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Nicholas Fehn#4 |
| Andy Samberg | ... |
Cathy#1
Commentary on being back at work |
| Cold Opening | A Nonpartisan Message From Sarah Palin & Hillary Clinton |
| Tina Fey | ... | Sarah Palin#1 Live |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Hillary Clinton#14 Live |
| Cold Opening | A Nonpartisan Message From Sarah Palin & Hillary Clinton |
| Tina Fey | ... | Sarah Palin#1 Live |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Hillary Clinton#14 Live |
| Monologue |
| Michael Phelps | ||
| Debbie Phelps | ||
| William Shatner | ||
| Will Forte | ... | audience member |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Debbie Phelps |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | detective Still |
⁕Guy Fieri can be seen in the audience during William Shatner's segment.
| Game Show | Quiz Bowl |
| Michael Phelps | ... | Zebadiah Jasper |
| Will Forte | ... | Zachariah Jasper |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Zaryah Jasper |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | host |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Craig |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Mrs. Jasper |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Jim |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Rachel |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | police officer |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | husband |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | judge |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | wife |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | police officer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Swim Team Motivation |
| Michael Phelps | ... | Michael Phillips |
| Fred Armisen | ... | swimmer |
| Will Forte | ... | dancing coach#2 |
| Bill Hader | ... | swimmer |
| Andy Samberg | ... | swimmer |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | swimmer |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | swimmer |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | swimmer |
♬Al Hirt - "Fancy Pants"
| Sketch |
| Michael Phelps | ... | Craig |
| Bill Hader | ... | Mr. Triggs#2 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Mrs. Triggs#2 |
| Andy Samberg | ... | guest |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guest |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Stacia#2 |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | guest |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Jamie |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Will Forte | ... |
Alaska Pete Commentary on Sarah Palin |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Nicholas Fehn#4 |
| Andy Samberg | ... |
Cathy#1
Commentary on being back at work |
| Show | The Charles Barkley Show |
| Michael Phelps | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bela Karolyi |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Charles Barkley#3 |
| Emily Robinson | ... | crew member |
⁕Emily Robinson is heard dropping her clipboard off-camera, causing Darrell Hammond to briefly pause mid-sentence and look in her direction.
| Commercial |
| Michael Phelps | ... | Aaron |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Michael |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Amanda |
| Casey Wilson | ... | daughter |
| Film | Space Olympics |
| Michael Phelps | ... | athlete |
| Bill Hader | ... | athlete |
| Andy Samberg | ... | singer |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | athlete |
| Casey Wilson | ... | athlete |
| Nick Psinakis | ... | athlete |
| Sketch |
| Michael Phelps | ... | patron |
| Amy Poehler | ... | patron |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Dan#1 |
| Bobby Moynihan | ... | Mark Payne#1 |
| Commercial |
| Michael Phelps | ||
| Jared Fogle | ||
| Will Forte | ... | client |
| Bill Hader | ... | client Still |
| Bill Hader | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | client |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | client Still |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | client Still |
| Casey Wilson | ... | client |
⁕Michael Phelps is seen clearing his throat before delivering his first line. The audience reaction causes him to briefly glance in their direction. The throat clearing is removed in reruns.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Michael Phelps | 9 | ||||
| Lil Wayne | 2 | ||||
| Tina Fey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jared Fogle | 1 | ||||
| Debbie Phelps | 1 | ||||
| William Shatner | 1 | ||||
| Mack Maine | 1 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 3 | 1 | |||
| Will Forte | 5 | 1 | |||
| Bill Hader | 5 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Darrell Hammond | 1 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Amy Poehler | 7 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Andy Samberg | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jason Sudeikis | 7 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kenan Thompson | 8 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Kristen Wiig | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Bobby Moynihan | 5 | 1 | |||
| Casey Wilson | 5 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Nick Psinakis | 1 | ||||
| Emily Robinson | 1 | ||||
| 75 | 8 | 5 | 5 | 4 |