| Cold Opening | The Democratic Candidates Debate |
| Cartoon | The Obama Files |
| Film | Nightmare |
| Musical Performance | "Hate It Here" |
| Sketch | Shopping with Virginiaca |
| Sketch | The Continuing Adventures of Peter Pan Chapter 26: Hook's Revenge |
| Musical Performance | "Walken" |
| Sketch | Marty Goes Gay |
| Cold Opening | The Democratic Candidates Debate |
| Cartoon | The Obama Files |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Jesse Jackson Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Al Sharpton Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | narrator Voice |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | spokesperson |
| Andy Samberg | ... | employee |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | employee |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | employee |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Will Forte | ... | sister |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | king |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | sister |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Eunice Boleyn |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Mary Boleyn |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Film | Nightmare |
| Will Forte | ... | Wolfman |
| Andy Samberg | ... | psycho |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Dracula |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Debbie Lieberstein |
| Sketch | Shopping with Virginiaca |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Bailey |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Virginiaca Hastings |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | The Continuing Adventures of Peter Pan Chapter 26: Hook's Revenge |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Redbeard |
| Will Forte | ... | Smee |
| Bill Hader | ... | Captain Hook |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Tinkerbell |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | pirate |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | pirate |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | The Continuing Adventures of Peter Pan Chapter 26: Hook's Revenge |
| Tramaine Montell Ford | ... | lost boy |
| Cold Opening | The Democratic Candidates Debate |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Barack Obama#2 |
| Will Forte | ... | Brian Williams#1 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Tim Russert#7 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Hillary Clinton#8 |
| Cartoon | The Obama Files |
| Hasani Issa | ... | Barack Obama#2 Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#78 Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Jesse Jackson#13 Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Al Sharpton Voice |
| Cold Opening | The Democratic Candidates Debate |
| Hillary Clinton | Live | |
| Vincent D'Onofrio | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | Barack Obama#2 |
| Will Forte | ... | Brian Williams#1 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Tim Russert#7 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Hillary Clinton#8 |
| Show |
| Ellen Page | ... | Miley Cyrus |
| Michaela Annette | ... | kid |
| Bea Miller | ... | kid |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Kazuko Shiraishi |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Dakota Fanning#4 |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Bruce Vilanch |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Reggie Hudson#3 |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Mariam Budia |
| Cartoon | The Obama Files |
| Hasani Issa | ... | Barack Obama#2 Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#78 Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Jesse Jackson#13 Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Al Sharpton Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | narrator Voice |
| Commercial |
| Ellen Page | ... | employee |
| Fred Armisen | ... | spokesperson |
| Andy Samberg | ... | employee |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | employee |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | employee |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Commercial |
| Ellen Page | ... | Anne Boleyn |
| Will Forte | ... | sister |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | king |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | sister |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Eunice Boleyn |
| Casey Wilson | ... | Mary Boleyn |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Film | Nightmare |
| Ellen Page | ||
| Will Forte | ... | Wolfman |
| Andy Samberg | ... | psycho |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Dracula#2 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Debbie Lieberstein |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Rudy Giuliani |
Commentary on his presidential campaign | |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Nicholas Fehn#2 |
⁕Rudy Giuliani's commentary is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | Shopping with Virginiaca |
| Ellen Page | ... | daughter |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Bailey |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Virginiaca Hastings#4 |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | The Continuing Adventures of Peter Pan Chapter 26: Hook's Revenge |
| Ellen Page | ... | Peter Pan |
| Tramaine Montell Ford | ... | lost boy |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Redbeard |
| Will Forte | ... | Smee |
| Bill Hader | ... | Captain Hook |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Tinkerbell |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | pirate |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | pirate |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Marty Goes Gay |
| Ellen Page | ... | Marty |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Rico |
⁕The last minute of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ellen Page | 8 | 2 | |||
| Wilco | 2 | ||||
| Hillary Clinton | 1 | ||||
| Vincent D'Onofrio | 1 | ||||
| Tramaine Montell Ford | 1 | ||||
| Rudy Giuliani | 1 | ||||
| Michaela Annette | 1 | ||||
| Bea Miller | 1 | ||||
| Hasani Issa | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Fred Armisen | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Will Forte | 4 | 1 | |||
| Bill Hader | 1 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 3 | 2 | ||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Amy Poehler | 4 | 2 | |||
| Andy Samberg | 5 | 1 | |||
| Jason Sudeikis | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kenan Thompson | 5 | 2 | |||
| Kristen Wiig | 3 | ||||
| Casey Wilson | 2 | 2 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 3 | 3 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | 2 | ||
| 58 | 4 | 16 | 9 |