| Cold Opening | A Message from Kevin Federline |
| Show | 2007 National Douchebag Championships |
| Miscellaneous | A Message from Fred Thompson |
| Musical Performance | "The Underdog" |
| Show | Anerica's First Colonists |
| Miscellaneous | Rowlf & The Swedish Chef |
| Musical Performance | "You Got Yr. Cherry Bomb" |
| Sketch | Mad Joe Dixon |
| Cold Opening | A Message from Kevin Federline |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Kevin Federline Live |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | doctor |
| Bill Hader | ... | spokesperson |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | father |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | mother |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | 2007 National Douchebag Championships |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gene Simmons |
| Will Forte | ... | Christopher Spanks |
| Bill Hader | ... | Jake Hawkins |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sharon Osbourne |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Gerard |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Blaine Savage |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Fred Armisen | ... | guest |
| Will Forte | ... | Jerry |
| Bill Hader | ... | Mr. Triggs |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Mrs. Triggs |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | guest |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guest |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Stacia |
| Miscellaneous | A Message from Fred Thompson |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Sam Waterston |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Fred Thompson |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Lou Dobbs
Commentary on Canadians taking American jobs |
| Seth Meyers |
Really!?!Larry Craig | |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Willie Randolph
Commentary on the Mets collapse |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Omar Minaya |
| Show | Anerica's First Colonists |
| Fred Armisen | ... | indian |
| Will Forte | ... | colonist |
| Bill Hader | ... | Joseph |
| Bill Hader | ... | narrator Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | colonist |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | colonist |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | colonist |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | colonist |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Rowlf & The Swedish Chef |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Zoot |
| Bill Hader | ... | Animal |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Janice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Swedish Chef |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Rowlf & The Swedish Chef |
| Seth Rogen | ... | Rowlf#1 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Zoot#1 |
| Bill Hader | ... | Animal#1 |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Swedish Chef#2 |
| Show | 2007 National Douchebag Championships |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gene Simmons#1 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sharon Osbourne#7 |
| Miscellaneous | A Message from Fred Thompson |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Lou Dobbs#2 Commentary on Canadians taking American jobs |
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Willie Randolph Commentary on the Mets collapse |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Omar Minaya |
| Cold Opening | A Message from Kevin Federline |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Kevin Federline#2 Live |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | doctor |
| Bill Hader | ... | spokesperson |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | father |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | mother |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | 2007 National Douchebag Championships |
| Seth Rogen | ... | Todd Deaton |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gene Simmons#1 |
| Will Forte | ... | Christopher Spanks |
| Bill Hader | ... | Jake Hawkins |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sharon Osbourne#7 |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Gerard |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Blaine Savage |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Seth Rogen | ... | Jeremy |
| Fred Armisen | ... | guest |
| Will Forte | ... | Jerry |
| Bill Hader | ... | Mr. Triggs#1 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Mrs. Triggs#1 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | guest |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guest |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Stacia#1 |
| Sketch |
| Seth Rogen | ... | Caleb |
| Will Forte | ... | MacGruber#8 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Casey#7 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Taylor |
| Miscellaneous | A Message from Fred Thompson |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Sam Waterston#2 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Fred Thompson |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Lou Dobbs#2 Commentary on Canadians taking American jobs |
| Seth Meyers |
Really!?!Larry Craig | |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Willie Randolph Commentary on the Mets collapse |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Omar Minaya |
| Chevy Chase |
Senior political correspondent |
⁕The Mets segment is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Show | Anerica's First Colonists |
| Seth Rogen | ... | John Stone |
| Fred Armisen | ... | indian |
| Will Forte | ... | colonist |
| Bill Hader | ... | Joseph |
| Bill Hader | ... | narrator Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | colonist |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | colonist |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | colonist |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | colonist |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Rowlf & The Swedish Chef |
| Seth Rogen | ... | Rowlf#1 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Zoot#1 |
| Bill Hader | ... | Animal#1 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Janice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Swedish Chef#2 |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Seth Rogen | 9 | 1 | |||
| Spoon | 2 | ||||
| Chevy Chase | 1 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 7 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Will Forte | 6 | 3 | |||
| Bill Hader | 6 | 2 | 1 | 1 | |
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 2 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Amy Poehler | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Maya Rudolph | 6 | 3 | |||
| Andy Samberg | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jason Sudeikis | 4 | ||||
| Kenan Thompson | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kristen Wiig | 5 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 4 | 4 | |||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| 65 | 13 | 9 | 8 |