| Show | Good Morning Meth |
| Sketch | The Soaking Wet Killer |
| Show | Refurbishments |
| Musical Performance | "DOA" |
| Sketch | Butt Pregnancy |
| Show | 'Stachin' |
| Musical Performance | "Best of You" |
| Cold Opening |
| Will Forte | ... | Zell Miller Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Chris Matthews |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Nancy Pelosi |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Scott McClellan |
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | patron |
| Will Forte | ... | patron |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | groom |
| Amy Poehler | ... | executive |
| Bill Hader | ... | host |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Jack Johnson |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guy |
| J.B. Smoove | ... | groomsman |
| Show | Good Morning Meth |
| Will Forte | ... | Keith |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Patti |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Vernell Williams |
| Bill Hader | ... | J.J. |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guy |
| Commercial |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | broker |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Kim Barefoot |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | The Soaking Wet Killer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | news anchor Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Greg |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Bernadette |
| Weekend Update |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Bill Hader | ... | Pierre |
| Fred Armisen | ... | French minister |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Wilma McNabb |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... |
Donovan McNabb
Commentary on Terrell Owens |
| Amy Poehler |
Girl On Girl Reenactment | |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Michael Sessions /mayor of Hillsdale, MI |
| Sketch | Butt Pregnancy |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Vera Singer |
| Tina Fey | ... | guest |
| Will Forte | ||
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mr. Singer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Tammy |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | guest |
| Show | 'Stachin' |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Clint Haverwood Still |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Deb Potter |
| Will Forte | ... | Tony "The Weiner" MacNamara Still |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Douglas Firth |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Gary Packer |
| Bill Hader | ... | Vincent Vanderbone Still |
| Commercial |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Buford McNulty |
| Andy Samberg | ... | grandson |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | grandson |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | customer |
| Will Forte | ... | customer |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | customer |
| Seth Meyers | ... | customer |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | customer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | customer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | customer |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | customer |
| Bill Hader | ... | customer |
| Andy Samberg | ... | customer |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Kenny Banks |
| Cold Opening |
| Will Forte | ... | Zell Miller#5 Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Chris Matthews#19 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Nancy Pelosi |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Scott McClellan |
| Weekend Update |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Wilma McNabb#3 |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... |
Donovan McNabb#3 Commentary on Terrell Owens |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Michael Sessions /mayor of Hillsdale, MI |
| Cold Opening |
| Will Forte | ... | Zell Miller#5 Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Chris Matthews#19 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Nancy Pelosi |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Scott McClellan |
♬Jean Michel Hervé & Teddy Lasry - "Serial Maniac"
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | patron |
| Will Forte | ... | patron |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | groom |
| Amy Poehler | ... | executive |
| Bill Hader | ... | host |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Jack Johnson#1 |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guy |
| J.B. Smoove | ... | groomsman |
| Show | Good Morning Meth |
| Jason Lee | ... | Ronald |
| Will Forte | ... | Keith |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Patti |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Vernell Williams |
| Bill Hader | ... | J.J. |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | guy |
| Sketch |
| Jason Lee | ... | landowner |
| Will Forte | ... | Ken Mortimer#8 |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕Jason Lee accidentally calls Will Forte "dickhead" instead of "dickweed," and quickly corrects himself. Will responds by ad-libbing "I am neither dickweed or dickhead."
| Commercial |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | broker |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Kim Barefoot |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | The Soaking Wet Killer |
| Jason Lee | ... | John Quincy Leonard |
| Chris Parnell | ... | news anchor Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Greg |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Bernadette |
| Show | Refurbishments |
| Jason Lee | ... | Tyler Presley |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Peter Funton |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Gail |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mitch |
| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Bill Hader | ... | Pierre |
| Fred Armisen | ... | French minister |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Wilma McNabb#3 |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... |
Donovan McNabb#3 Commentary on Terrell Owens |
| Amy Poehler |
Girl On Girl Reenactment | |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Michael Sessions /mayor of Hillsdale, MI |
| Sketch | Butt Pregnancy |
| Jason Lee | ... | husband |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Vera Singer |
| Tina Fey | ... | guest |
| Will Forte | ||
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mr. Singer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Tammy |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | guest |
| Cristina Duarte | ... | guest |
⁕In reruns, this sketch is replaced with a musical sketch about desserts.
| Show | 'Stachin' |
| Jason Lee | ... | Richard Hard |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Clint Haverwood Still |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Deb Potter |
| Will Forte | ... | Tony "The Weiner" MacNamara Still |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Douglas Firth |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Gary Packer |
| Bill Hader | ... | Vincent Vanderbone Still |
| Commercial |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Buford McNulty |
| Andy Samberg | ... | grandson |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | grandson |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕Horatio Sanz repeatedly breaks character. Consequently, this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Commercial |
| Jason Lee | ... | customer |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | customer |
| Will Forte | ... | customer |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | customer |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | customer |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | customer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | customer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | customer |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | customer |
| Bill Hader | ... | customer |
| Andy Samberg | ... | customer |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Kenny Banks |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jason Lee | 8 | ||||
| Foo Fighters | 2 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 4 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 5 | ||||
| Tina Fey | 2 | ||||
| Will Forte | 7 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Seth Meyers | 2 | ||||
| Finesse Mitchell | 5 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 6 | 3 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 7 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | |||||
| Horatio Sanz | 2 | ||||
| Kenan Thompson | 4 | 1 | |||
| Bill Hader | 5 | 1 | |||
| Andy Samberg | 5 | 2 | |||
| Jason Sudeikis | 6 | 1 | |||
| Kristen Wiig | 2 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 3 | 3 | |||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| J.B. Smoove | 1 | ||||
| Cristina Duarte | 1 | ||||
| 81 | 1 | 8 | 8 | 3 |