| Cold Opening | White House Apprentice |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush#9 Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Rumsfeld#7 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Condoleezza Rice#5 |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Colin Powell |
♬The O'Jays - "For the Love of Money"
| Cold Opening | White House Apprentice |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush#9 Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Rumsfeld#7 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Condoleezza Rice#5 |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Colin Powell |
♬The O'Jays - "For the Love of Money"