| Cold Opening | Osama's Address |
| Sketch | Mrs. Dr. Frankenstein |
| Sketch | Campaign Stop |
| Musical Performance | "Mosh" |
| Sketch | Mall |
| Musical Performance | "Just Lose It" |
| Sketch | Electoral Map |
| Cold Opening | Osama's Address |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Osama bin Laden Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Brokaw |
| Jim Downey | ... | translator Live Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Mrs. Dr. Frankenstein |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Frankenstein |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | friend |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Igor |
| Amy Poehler | ... | friend |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | friend |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Campaign Stop |
| Fred Armisen | ... | campaigner |
| Will Forte | ... | Bruce Springsteen |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry |
| Amy Poehler | ... | campaigner |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Teresa Heinz Kerry |
| Rob Riggle | ... | campaigner |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Clarence Clemons |
| Weekend Update |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Will Forte |
SongHalloween memories | |
| Fred Armisen | ... |
Diego /new citizen Report on Democracy Plaza |
| Horatio Sanz | ... |
Elton John
Performs a song about Ashlee Simpson lip-synching |
| Sketch | Mall |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | passerby |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Kaitlin |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | passerby |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Rick |
| Commercial |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Glenda Goodwin |
| Rob Riggle | ... | gorilla |
| Eric Slovin | ... | guy Still |
| Sketch | Electoral Map |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Jack |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Tim Russert |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Brokaw |
| Cold Opening | Osama's Address |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Osama bin Laden Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Brokaw#19 |
| Sketch | Campaign Stop |
| Will Forte | ... | Bruce Springsteen |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#72 |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry#12 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Teresa Heinz Kerry#2 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Clarence Clemons#2 |
| Weekend Update |
| Horatio Sanz | ... |
Elton John#7 Performs a song about Ashlee Simpson lip-synching |
| Cold Opening | Osama's Address |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Osama bin Laden Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Brokaw#19 |
| Jim Downey | ... | translator Live Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Kate Winslet | ... | Norah Jones |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Chubb Hotty#1 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | DJ Sugar Shock#1 |
| Sketch | Mrs. Dr. Frankenstein |
| Kate Winslet | ... | Colleen Frankenstein |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Frankenstein |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | friend |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Igor |
| Amy Poehler | ... | friend |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | friend |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Campaign Stop |
| Fred Armisen | ... | campaigner |
| Will Forte | ... | Bruce Springsteen |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#72 |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry#12 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | campaigner |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Teresa Heinz Kerry#2 |
| Rob Riggle | ... | campaigner |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Clarence Clemons#2 |
| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Johnny Damon | ||
| Will Forte |
SongHalloween memories | |
| Fred Armisen | ... |
Diego /new citizen Report on Democracy Plaza |
| Horatio Sanz | ... |
Elton John#7 Performs a song about Ashlee Simpson lip-synching |
| Sketch | Mall |
| Kate Winslet | ... | Becky |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | passerby |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Kaitlin#2 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | passerby |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Rick#2 |
| Commercial |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Glenda Goodwin#4 |
| Rob Riggle | ... | gorilla |
| Eric Slovin | ... | guy Still |
| Sketch | Electoral Map |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Jack |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Tim Russert#4 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Brokaw#20 |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kate Winslet | 4 | 1 | |||
| Eminem | 2 | ||||
| Johnny Damon | 1 | ||||
| Proof | 1 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 4 | ||||
| Rachel Dratch | 2 | ||||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Will Forte | 2 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 2 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 3 | 2 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Amy Poehler | 4 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 3 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Finesse Mitchell | |||||
| Rob Riggle | 2 | ||||
| Kenan Thompson | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Eric Slovin | 1 | 1 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | 2 | ||
| 47 | 5 | 12 | 7 | 1 |