| Game Show | Do You Know Who My Father Is? |
| Show | Celebration of Women Week |
| Musical Performance | "This Love" |
| Sketch | You Got Served |
| Sketch | Dressing Room |
| Sketch | Firing Sandy |
| Musical Performance | "Harder to Breathe" |
| Show |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Miranda |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Carrie |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Charlotte |
| Game Show | Do You Know Who My Father Is? |
| Will Forte | ... | Tyler Chadsworth |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Oscar Hurgenbok |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Ted Flenderson |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Celebration of Women Week |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | lady |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Phil Donahue |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Reginald Steele |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | lady |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | lady |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | butler |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Will Forte |
Fill-in commentary on Black History Month |
| Sketch | You Got Served |
| Will Forte | ... | guy |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Hamster |
| Chris Parnell | ... | guy |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Little Bit |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Atticus |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | guy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guy |
| Sketch | Dressing Room |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Kelly Osbourne |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sharon Osbourne |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Patti LaBelle |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Ozzy Osbourne |
| Fred Armisen | ... | choreographer |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Al Reynolds |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Star Jones |
| Show |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Telemundo actress |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Padre Fernando |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Telemundo actor |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | woman |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Telemundo actor |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Telemundo actor |
| Sketch |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | customer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Robert W. Glade |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | customer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Don |
| Fred Armisen | ... | customer |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Delmar |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Telemundo actress#1 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Telemundo actor#1 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Telemundo actor#1 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Telemundo actor#1 |
| Cold Opening |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Arnold Schwarzenegger#5 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Chris Matthews#13 Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Gary Bauer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Rosie O'Donnell#6 |
| Sketch | Dressing Room |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Kelly Osbourne#2 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sharon Osbourne#5 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Patti LaBelle |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Ozzy Osbourne#6 |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Al Reynolds#1 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Star Jones#1 |
| Cold Opening |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Arnold Schwarzenegger#5 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Chris Matthews#13 Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Gary Bauer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Rosie O'Donnell#6 |
♬Jean Michel Hervé & Teddy Lasry - "Serial Maniac"
| Show |
| Christina Aguilera | ... | Samantha |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Miranda |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Carrie |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Charlotte |
| Game Show | Do You Know Who My Father Is? |
| Christina Aguilera | ... | Amanda Langford |
| Will Forte | ... | Tyler Chadsworth |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Oscar Hurgenbok |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Ted Flenderson |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Celebration of Women Week |
| Christina Aguilera | ... | Abigail Cornelius Smitherton Rivington Steele |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | lady |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Phil Donahue#6 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Reginald Steele |
| Amy Poehler | ... | lady |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | lady |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | butler |
⁕The title sequence of this sketch features clips of "Jefferson's Slave" from 12.07.2002 and "Colonel Angus" from 02.22.2003.
♬Christopher Stone - "Grand Scale"
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Will Forte |
Fill-in commentary on Black History Month |
| Sketch | You Got Served |
| Christina Aguilera | ... | girl |
| Will Forte | ... | guy |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Hamster |
| Chris Parnell | ... | guy |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Little Bit |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Atticus |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | guy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | guy |
♬SNAP! - "The Power"
♬Tone-Loc - "Funky Cold Medina"
♬EMF - "Unbelievable"
♬Lisa Stansfield - "All Around the World"
♬Sheena Easton - "Strut"
♬C+C Music Factory - "Gonna Make You Sweat"
| Sketch | Dressing Room |
| Christina Aguilera | ||
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Kelly Osbourne#2 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sharon Osbourne#5 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Patti LaBelle |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Ozzy Osbourne#6 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | choreographer |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Al Reynolds#1 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Star Jones#1 |
| Show |
| Christina Aguilera | ... | Helena |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Telemundo actress#1 |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Padre Fernando |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Telemundo actor#1 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | woman |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Telemundo actor#1 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Telemundo actor#1 |
♬Alastair Gavin - "Baile De Aldea"
| Sketch |
| Christina Aguilera | ... | Lizbet |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | customer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Robert W. Glade |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | customer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Don#2 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | customer |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Delmar |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Christina Aguilera | 8 | ||||
| Maroon 5 | 2 | ||||
| Mackenzie Brooks | 1 | 1 | |||
| Betsy Foldes | 1 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | 2 | ||||
| Tina Fey | 2 | ||||
| Will Forte | 4 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 3 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 3 | ||||
| Chris Parnell | 9 | 1 | 1 | 2 | |
| Amy Poehler | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Maya Rudolph | 7 | 1 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 6 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Fred Armisen | 4 | 1 | |||
| Finesse Mitchell | 4 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 4 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| 74 | 5 | 11 | 9 |