| Show | Celebrity Poker Showdown |
| Sketch | Mama's Boy |
| Award Show | Golden Globe Awards |
| Show | Oprah “Oprah's Favorite Things” |
| Sketch | Black History Cab |
| Musical Performance | "Invisible" |
| Show | The Wizard of Oz |
| Musical Performance | "The Way" |
| Sketch | Grammys |
| Cold Opening |
| Will Forte | ... | John Edwards |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel Live |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Joe Lieberman |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | singer |
| Will Forte | ... | singer |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | singer |
| Seth Meyers | ... | singer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | singer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | singer |
| Fred Armisen | ... | singer |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | singer |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | singer |
| Show | Celebrity Poker Showdown |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Kevin Pollak |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Geraldo Rivera |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Carrot Top |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Phil Gordon |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gene Shalit |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Oprah “Oprah's Favorite Things” |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | audience member |
| Tina Fey | ... | audience member |
| Amy Poehler | ... | audience member |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Oprah Winfrey |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | Billy Smith |
| Rachel Dratch | ... |
Barbara Walters
Interviews herself about leaving "20/20" |
| Show | The Wizard of Oz |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | munchkin |
| Will Forte | ... | munchkin |
| Darrell Hammond | ||
| Seth Meyers | ... | munchkin |
| Chris Parnell | ... | munchkin |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Dorothy |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Glenda |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | mayor |
| Fred Armisen | ... | munchkin |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | munchkin |
| Sketch |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | scientist |
| Seth Meyers | ... | David Clinger |
| Chris Parnell | ... | scientist |
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | scientist |
| Cold Opening |
| Will Forte | ... | John Edwards#3 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel#16 Live |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry#4 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Joe Lieberman#7 |
| Show | Celebrity Poker Showdown |
| Megan Mullally | ... | Tammy Faye Bakker |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Kevin Pollak |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Geraldo Rivera#5 |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Carrot Top#2 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Phil Gordon |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gene Shalit#6 |
| Weekend Update |
| Rachel Dratch | ... |
Barbara Walters#2 Interviews herself about leaving "20/20" |
| Cold Opening |
| Will Forte | ... | John Edwards#3 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel#16 Live |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry#4 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Joe Lieberman#7 |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
| Megan Mullally | ||
| Clay Aiken | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | singer |
| Will Forte | ... | singer |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | singer |
| Seth Meyers | ... | singer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | singer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | singer |
| Fred Armisen | ... | singer |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | singer |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | singer |
| Show | Celebrity Poker Showdown |
| Megan Mullally | ... | Tammy Faye Bakker |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Kevin Pollak |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Geraldo Rivera#5 |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Carrot Top#2 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Phil Gordon |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gene Shalit#6 |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch originally appeared at the 12.13.2003 dress rehearsal, in which Darrell Hammond played Kevin Pollak and Tina Fey played Megan Mullally.
♬Jack Arel & Jean-Claude Petit - "Full Lights"
| Sketch | Mama's Boy |
| Megan Mullally | ... | Mrs. Vandervort |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Kevin |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Ann |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Award Show | Golden Globe Awards |
| Megan Mullally | ||
| Nick Offerman | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sharon Stone#1 |
⁕In the live show, Sharon Stone's name is not announced, but it is in reruns.
♬Ron Goodwin - "Dancing in Dreamland"
| Show | Oprah “Oprah's Favorite Things” |
| Megan Mullally | ... | audience member |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | audience member |
| Tina Fey | ... | audience member |
| Amy Poehler | ... | audience member |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Oprah Winfrey#2 |
⁕This sketch was filmed at dress rehearsal.
| Sketch | Black History Cab |
| Megan Mullally | ... | driver |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Jay |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | passenger |
♬2Pac - "2 Of Amerikaz Most Wanted"
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | Billy Smith#2 |
| Rachel Dratch | ... |
Barbara Walters#2 Interviews herself about leaving "20/20" |
| Show | The Wizard of Oz |
| Megan Mullally | ... | lawyer |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | munchkin |
| Will Forte | ... | munchkin |
| Darrell Hammond | ||
| Seth Meyers | ... | munchkin |
| Chris Parnell | ... | munchkin |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Dorothy |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Glenda |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | mayor |
| Fred Armisen | ... | munchkin |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | munchkin |
♬Pink Floyd - "Money"
| Sketch |
| Megan Mullally | ... | Debbie Slamowski |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | scientist |
| Seth Meyers | ... | David Clinger#2 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | scientist |
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | scientist |
| Sketch | Grammys |
| Megan Mullally | ... | Connie Raitt |
| Clay Aiken | ... | Trey Aiken |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Eddie |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Vickie |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Leon Warwick |
♬Robert Sharples & Leslie Bridgemont - "Passing The Time"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Megan Mullally | 9 | 1 | |||
| Clay Aiken | 4 | ||||
| Nick Offerman | 1 | ||||
| Rachel Dratch | 5 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tina Fey | 2 | ||||
| Will Forte | 3 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Seth Meyers | 6 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Chris Parnell | 6 | 2 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Maya Rudolph | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 3 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 3 | 1 | |||
| Finesse Mitchell | 2 | ||||
| Kenan Thompson | 4 | ||||
| Will Ferrell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dean Obeidallah | 1 | ||||
| 68 | 2 | 13 | 5 |