| Cold Opening | Californians For Schwarzenegger |
| Show | The Wade Robson Project |
| Sketch | Cooking Class |
| Cartoon | Yankee Super-Heroes |
| Musical Performance | "Bigger Than My Body" |
| Sketch | Cat's in the Cradle |
| Musical Performance | "Clarity" |
| Sketch | Wine Tasting |
| Musical Sketch | Telemarketers |
| Cold Opening | Californians For Schwarzenegger |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Arnold Schwarzenegger Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Mona Napoletano |
| Tina Fey | ... | girl |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Pam |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Khabeira Jones |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Paula Pell | ... | P.J. Dougherty |
| Show | The Wade Robson Project |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Wade Robson |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Katanya |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Amber Lynn |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Boogie |
| Sketch | Cooking Class |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Ruth Weinstock |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Pete |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Vasquez Gomez-Vasquez |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gabe Fisher |
| Cartoon | Yankee Super-Heroes |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Stuart Scott Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Donald Trump Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | George Steinbrenner Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Joe Torre Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | narrator Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Jeff Richards | ... |
Rush Limbaugh
Commentary on purchasing painkillers |
| Finesse Mitchell |
Commentary on seeing a movie at the Magic Johnson Theatre | |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Wanda Sykes |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Bill Cosby |
| Paula Pell | ... | Emmys announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Cat's in the Cradle |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | audience member |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Shelley Long |
| Jeff Richards | ... | audience member |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | audience member |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Burt Jawinski |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | audience member |
| Sketch | Wine Tasting |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | grandma |
| Seth Meyers | ... | son |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Francesca |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | father |
| Musical Sketch | Telemarketers |
| Will Forte | ... | operator |
| Chris Parnell | ... | operator |
| Amy Poehler | ... | operator |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | operator |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | operator |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | operator |
| Sketch | Cooking Class |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Ruth Weinstock#3 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Vasquez Gomez-Vasquez#5 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gabe Fisher#3 |
| Cold Opening | Californians For Schwarzenegger |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Arnold Schwarzenegger#3 Live |
| Cartoon | Yankee Super-Heroes |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Stuart Scott Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Donald Trump Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | George Steinbrenner Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Joe Torre Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Jeff Richards | ... |
Rush Limbaugh Commentary on purchasing painkillers |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Wanda Sykes |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Bill Cosby#1 |
| Cold Opening | Californians For Schwarzenegger |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Arnold Schwarzenegger#3 Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Jack Black | ... | Melissa Baker |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Mona Napoletano |
| Tina Fey | ... | girl |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Pam |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Khabeira Jones |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Paula Pell | ... | P.J. Dougherty |
| Show | The Wade Robson Project |
| Jack Black | ... | Sparkle |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Wade Robson |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Katanya |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Amber Lynn |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Boogie |
| Monique Soltani | ... | dancer |
♬R. Kelly - "I Like The Crotch On You"
♬Christina Aguilera - "Can't Hold Us Down"
♬Justin Timberlake - "Rock Your Body"
| Sketch | Cooking Class |
| Jack Black | ... | Gerald O'Shea |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Ruth Weinstock#3 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Pete |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Vasquez Gomez-Vasquez#5 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gabe Fisher#3 |
| Cartoon | Yankee Super-Heroes |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Stuart Scott Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Donald Trump Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | George Steinbrenner Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Joe Torre Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | narrator Voice |
| Musical Performance | "Bigger Than My Body" |
⁕When Jack Black introduces this performance, he mispronounces "Mayer" as "Meyer". This is fixed in reruns.
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Jeff Richards | ... |
Rush Limbaugh Commentary on purchasing painkillers |
| Finesse Mitchell |
Commentary on seeing a movie at the Magic Johnson Theatre | |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Wanda Sykes |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Bill Cosby#1 |
| Paula Pell | ... | Emmys announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Cat's in the Cradle |
| Jack Black | ... | musician |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | audience member |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Shelley Long |
| Jeff Richards | ... | audience member |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | audience member |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Burt Jawinski |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | audience member |
| Sketch | Wine Tasting |
| Jack Black | ... | Sebastian Peppington Smythe |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | grandma |
| Seth Meyers | ... | son |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Francesca |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | father |
| Musical Sketch | Telemarketers |
| Jack Black | ... | operator |
| Will Forte | ... | operator |
| Chris Parnell | ... | operator |
| Amy Poehler | ... | operator |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | operator |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | operator |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | operator |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jack Black | 7 | ||||
| John Mayer | 2 | ||||
| Will Ferrell | 1 | ||||
| Kyle Gass | 1 | ||||
| Rachel Dratch | 6 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 2 | ||||
| Tina Fey | 3 | ||||
| Will Forte | 2 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 1 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 3 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Amy Poehler | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jeff Richards | 3 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 8 | 1 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 5 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 2 | 1 | |||
| Finesse Mitchell | 3 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 4 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Paula Pell | 2 | 1 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 3 | 4 | ||
| Allie DiMeco | 1 | ||||
| Monique Soltani | 1 | ||||
| Tyler James Williams | 1 | ||||
| 71 | 3 | 11 | 9 |