| Show | Hannibal |
| Ray Liotta | ... | Paul |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Pat O'Brien#2 |
| Tina Fey | ... | Paris Hilton |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dr. Hannibal Lecter |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Clarice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Nicki Hilton |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Wayne Brady |
♬Bachman-Turner Overdrive - "Takin' Care Of Business"