| Sketch | Angry Dance-Off |
| Sketch | Springsteen Concert |
| Musical Performance | "Lonesome Day" |
| Sketch | Damons |
| Cartoon | The Smurfette Show |
| Musical Performance | "You're Missing" |
| Sketch | Sex Robot |
| Cold Opening |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Brokaw |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Angry Dance-Off |
| Chris Kattan | ... | friend |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Britney Spears |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Caitlin |
| Danielle Flora | ... | friend |
| Nick Kenkel | ... | dancer |
| Show |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Brian Fellow |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Dale Dudley |
| Will Forte | ... | imaginary porcupine Voice |
| Sketch | Springsteen Concert |
| Commercial |
| Chris Parnell | ... | spokesperson |
| Dean Edwards | ... | employee |
| Seth Meyers | ... | employee |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Carlson |
| Commercial |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Mrs. Lecter Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | roommate |
| Will Forte | ... | roommate |
| Seth Meyers | ... | roommate |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Seth Meyers |
Red Sox FanTips for Yankee fans to cope with losing | |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Fericito |
| Sketch | Damons |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Matt Damon Sr. |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Ben Affleck |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Dr. Matt Damon |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Pat Damon |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Dr. Julius Irving |
| Commercial |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Puff Daddy |
| Amy Poehler | ... | wife |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Donatella Versace |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Rosie O'Donnell |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Farnsworth Bentley |
| Seth Meyers | ... | husband |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nick Kenkel | ... | dancer |
| Cartoon | The Smurfette Show |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Low Self-Esteemy Smurf Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Smurfette Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Vanity Smurf Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | announcer Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Papa Smurf Voice |
| Sketch | Sex Robot |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | General Mills |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Jasper |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Congressman Applegate |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Bambi |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Rex |
| Commercial |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | guest |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | guest |
| Fred Armisen | ... | guest |
| Will Forte | ... | Santa Claus |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Dr. Phil McGraw |
| Sketch | Springsteen Concert |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Denise McDenna#9 |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Pat Sullivan#9 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Frankie Hilbert#8 |
| Cold Opening |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney#11 Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Brokaw#16 |
| Commercial |
| Matt Damon | ... | Axl Rose |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Puff Daddy |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Donatella Versace#4 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Rosie O'Donnell#3 |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Farnsworth Bentley |
| Cold Opening |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney#11 Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Brokaw#16 |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕Dress rehearsal featured a different cold opening in which Darrell Hammond played George W. Bush and said "Live from New York". For the live show, a Weekend Update segment from dress rehearsal where Tina Fey spoke with Darrell Hammond as Dick Cheney was retooled, wherein Chris Parnell's Tom Brokaw impression used Tina's dialogue.
| Sketch | Angry Dance-Off |
| Matt Damon | ... | Justin Timberlake |
| Chris Kattan | ... | friend |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Britney Spears#1 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Caitlin |
| Danielle Flora | ... | friend |
| Nick Kenkel | ... | dancer |
♬C+C Music Factory - "Gonna Make You Sweat"
♬Klymaxx - "Meeting In The Ladies Room"
♬Laura Branigan - "Gloria"
| Show |
| Matt Damon | ... | Shawn Kelly |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Brian Fellow#7 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Dale Dudley |
| Will Forte | ... | imaginary porcupine Voice |
| Commercial |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | hunter |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | hunter |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Carrot Top#1 |
| Sketch | Springsteen Concert |
| Matt Damon | ... | Scotty Skeiner |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Denise McDenna#9 |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Pat Sullivan#9 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Frankie Hilbert#8 |
| Wyatt Ben Bernstein | ... | audience member |
| Commercial |
| Chris Parnell | ... | spokesperson |
| Dean Edwards | ... | employee |
| Seth Meyers | ... | employee |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Carlson |
| Commercial |
| Matt Damon | ... | Hannibal Lecter |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Mrs. Lecter Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | roommate |
| Will Forte | ... | roommate |
| Seth Meyers | ... | roommate |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Seth Meyers |
Red Sox FanTips for Yankee fans to cope with losing | |
| Matt Damon | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | Fericito#1 |
| Sketch | Damons |
| Matt Damon | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Matt Damon Sr. |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Ben Affleck |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Dr. Matt Damon |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Pat Damon |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Dr. Julius Irving |
| Commercial |
| Matt Damon | ... | Axl Rose |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Puff Daddy |
| Amy Poehler | ... | wife |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Donatella Versace#4 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Rosie O'Donnell#3 |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Farnsworth Bentley |
| Seth Meyers | ... | husband |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nick Kenkel | ... | dancer |
♬Ian David & Steve Skinner - "Hard House"
| Cartoon | The Smurfette Show |
| Jim Cummings | ... | Gargamel Voice |
| Doug Dale | ... | Brainy Smurf Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Low Self-Esteemy Smurf Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Smurfette Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Vanity Smurf Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | announcer Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Papa Smurf Voice |
| Sketch | Sex Robot |
| Matt Damon | ... | Dr. Fleming |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | General Mills |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Jasper |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Congressman Applegate |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Bambi |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Rex |
| Commercial |
| Amy Poehler | ... | guest |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | guest |
| Fred Armisen | ... | guest |
| Will Forte | ... | Santa Claus |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Dr. Phil McGraw |
| Commercial |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Vanessa Carlton - "A Thousand Miles"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Matt Damon | 9 | 2 | |||
| Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band | 1 | ||||
| Bruce Springsteen | 1 | ||||
| Soozie Tyrell | 1 | ||||
| Jim Cummings | 1 | 1 | |||
| Doug Dale | 1 | 1 | |||
| John Henry Kurtz | 2 | 2 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 4 | 1 | |||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 2 | ||||
| Tracy Morgan | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Chris Parnell | 6 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Amy Poehler | 8 | 1 | 5 | ||
| Maya Rudolph | 4 | 2 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Fred Armisen | 2 | 1 | |||
| Dean Edwards | 3 | 1 | |||
| Will Forte | 3 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jeff Richards | 3 | 1 | |||
| Danielle Flora | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Nick Kenkel | 2 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 2 | |||
| Wyatt Ben Bernstein | 1 | ||||
| 80 | 5 | 12 | 19 |
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