| Sketch | Ozzy |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | roadie |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Kelly Osbourne#1 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Jack Osbourne |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sharon Osbourne#1 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Ozzy Osbourne#2 |
| Dean Edwards | ... | cameraman |
| Seth Meyers | ... | technician |
| Jeff Richards | ... | technician |
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | boom mic operator |
| John Zonars | ... | drummer |
♬Ozzy Osbourne - "Mama, I'm Coming Home"