| Cold Opening | Vice Presidential Address |
| Sketch | Customs |
| Show | Talkin' To The Stars |
| Sketch | News Media |
| Musical Performance | "Video" |
| Show | Jazzvisions |
| Musical Performance | "Ready For Love" |
| Cold Opening | Vice Presidential Address |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Chris Parnell | ... | father |
| Amy Poehler | ... | mother |
| Seth Meyers | ... | waiter |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Carson Daly |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Gregg |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jeremy |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Chadddd |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Kyle |
| Sketch | News Media |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Chris Kattan |
Terrible ReenactmentJohn McEnroe | |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Jeff Richards | ... | Drunk Girl |
| Show | Jazzvisions |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | band member |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Linus Winslow |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Geisha Tangene |
| Dean Edwards | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Delroy McNulty |
| Jeff Richards | ... | band member |
| Commercial |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | native |
| Chris Kattan | ... | soldier |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | soldier |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | native |
| Dean Edwards | ... | soldier |
| Sketch | News Media |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Helen Thomas#4 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dan Rather#7 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel#15 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Christiane Amanpour#3 |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Star Jones#7 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Brokaw#15 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Greta Van Susteren |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Lisa Ling |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gene Shalit#1 |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Ed Bradley |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Stone Phillips |
| Jeff Richards | ... | David Letterman#1 |
| Cold Opening | Vice Presidential Address |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney#9 Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| George Plimpton | ||
| Thomas Sharkey | ... | son |
| Chris Parnell | ... | father |
| Amy Poehler | ... | mother |
| Seth Meyers | ... | waiter |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Jon Stewart | ... | Lou Perlstein |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Carson Daly#4 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Gregg |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jeremy |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Chadddd |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Kyle |
| Sketch | Customs |
| Jon Stewart | ... | Kurt Bloater |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Kip Bloater#4 |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | officer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wayne Bloater#4 |
| Sketch | News Media |
| Jon Stewart | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Helen Thomas#4 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dan Rather#7 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel#15 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Christiane Amanpour#3 |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Star Jones#7 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Brokaw#15 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Greta Van Susteren |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Lisa Ling |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gene Shalit#1 |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Ed Bradley |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Stone Phillips |
| Jeff Richards | ... | David Letterman#1 |
♬Carol Lawrence - "Somewhere"
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Chris Kattan |
Terrible ReenactmentJohn McEnroe | |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Jon Stewart | ||
| Jeff Richards | ... | Drunk Girl#2 |
| Show | Jazzvisions |
| Jon Stewart | ... | Lonny Bartz |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | band member |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Linus Winslow |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Geisha Tangene |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Delroy McNulty |
| Dean Edwards | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jeff Richards | ... | band member |
| Andy Murphy | ... | band member |
| Commercial |
| Jon Stewart | ... | Mel Gibson |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | native |
| Chris Kattan | ... | soldier |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | soldier |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | native |
| Dean Edwards | ... | soldier |
| Lynn Chen | ... | woman |
♬James Brown - "I Got You (I Feel Good)"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jon Stewart | 8 | 1 | |||
| India.Arie | 2 | ||||
| George Plimpton | 1 | ||||
| Thomas Sharkey | 1 | ||||
| Mike Judge | 1 | 1 | |||
| Kurt Loder | 1 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 1 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Will Ferrell | |||||
| Tina Fey | 2 | ||||
| Ana Gasteyer | 3 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 3 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 3 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Amy Poehler | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Maya Rudolph | 3 | 1 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 2 | 1 | |||
| Dean Edwards | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Seth Meyers | 3 | 1 | |||
| Jeff Richards | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lynn Chen | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 62 | 3 | 15 | 8 |