| Cold Opening | 9/11 Tribute |
| Musical Performance | "The Boxer" |
| Sketch | The Little Mermaid |
| Musical Performance | "Fallin'" |
| Sketch | Commitment Medley |
| Musical Performance | "A Woman's Worth" |
| Sketch | Gassy Baby |
| Commercial |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | skateboarder |
| Chris Kattan | ... | skateboarder |
| Dean Edwards | ... | skateboarder |
| Seth Meyers | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | skateboarder |
| Jeff Richards | ... | skateboarder |
| Show |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sheldon |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Randy Goldman |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Megan |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mr. Banglian |
| Amy Poehler | ... | student |
| Jeff Richards | ... | student |
| Sketch | The Little Mermaid |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | lobster |
| Will Ferrell | ... | sailor |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | father |
| Dean Edwards | ... | fish |
| Seth Meyers | ... | fish |
| Jeff Richards | ... | fish |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Jesse Jackson
Commentary on his call from the Taliban |
| Sketch | Commitment Medley |
| Sketch | Gassy Baby |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Larry |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | grandmother |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Dr. Gleeten |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | parent |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | parent |
| Commercial |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Karl Lagerfeld |
| Chris Kattan | ... | John Galliano |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Donatella Versace |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Grace Jones |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sheldon#3 |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Randy Goldman#3 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Megan#3 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mr. Banglian#3 |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Jesse Jackson#8 Commentary on his call from the Taliban |
| Game Show |
| Reese Witherspoon | ... | Anne Heche |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Alex Trebek#11 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Sean Connery#12 |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Chris Tucker |
| Cold Opening | 9/11 Tribute |
| Thomas von Essen | ||
| Rudy Giuliani | Live | |
| Bernard Kerik | ||
| Lorne Michaels | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | skateboarder |
| Chris Kattan | ... | skateboarder |
| Dean Edwards | ... | skateboarder |
| Seth Meyers | ... | skateboarder |
| Seth Meyers | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jeff Richards | ... | skateboarder |
| Show |
| Reese Witherspoon | ... | Gretchen Doyle |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sheldon#3 |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Randy Goldman#3 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Megan#3 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mr. Banglian#3 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | student |
| Jeff Richards | ... | student |
| Jennifer S. Rose | ... | student |
| Sketch | The Little Mermaid |
| Reese Witherspoon | ... | The Little Mermaid |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | lobster |
| Will Ferrell | ... | sailor |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | father |
| Dean Edwards | ... | fish |
| Seth Meyers | ... | fish |
| Jeff Richards | ... | fish |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Gregor F. Narholz & Sonoton Film Orchestra - "In My Dreams"
| Weekend Update |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Jesse Jackson#8 Commentary on his call from the Taliban |
| Sketch | Commitment Medley |
| Reese Witherspoon | ... | Stephanie Lundstrom |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Marty Culp#19 |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Bobbi Mohan-Culp#19 |
| Game Show |
| Reese Witherspoon | ... | Anne Heche |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Alex Trebek#11 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Sean Connery#12 |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Chris Tucker |
| Sketch | Gassy Baby |
| Reese Witherspoon | ... | mother |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Larry |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | grandmother |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Dr. Gleeten |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | parent |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | parent |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Commercial |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Karl Lagerfeld |
| Chris Kattan | ... | John Galliano |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Donatella Versace#1 |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Grace Jones |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Miles Crawford | ... | model |
♬Ian David & Steve Skinner - "Hard House"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Reese Witherspoon | 6 | 1 | |||
| Alicia Keys | 2 | ||||
| Thomas von Essen | 1 | ||||
| Rudy Giuliani | 1 | ||||
| Bernard Kerik | 1 | ||||
| Paul Simon | 1 | ||||
| Chris Parnell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 3 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Ana Gasteyer | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 3 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 1 | ||||
| Maya Rudolph | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 2 | 1 | |||
| Dean Edwards | 4 | 2 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 2 | 1 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 1 | ||||
| Jeff Richards | 3 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Miles Crawford | 1 | ||||
| Jennifer S. Rose | 1 | ||||
| 55 | 6 | 9 | 7 |