| Cold Opening | Martha Stewart Living |
| Sketch | Post Office |
| Musical Performance | "Jaded" |
| Sketch | Old Hollywood |
| Sketch | Beppi & Bushka |
| Film | The Doberman! |
| Sketch | Apollo Amateur Night |
| Musical Performance | "Big Ten Inch Record" |
| Show | Der Lacheln Beherrscht |
| Miscellaneous | Happy St. Patrick's Day |
| Cold Opening | Martha Stewart Living |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Martha Stewart Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | parent |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | parent |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | parent |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | parent |
| Show |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Randy Goldman |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mr. Banglian |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sheldon |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Megan |
| Sketch | Post Office |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | customer |
| Chris Kattan | ... | customer |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | security guard |
| Chris Parnell | ... | customer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | customer |
| Jerry Minor | ... | Terrell |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Jackie |
| Weekend Update |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Commentary on running for governor of California |
| Sketch | Old Hollywood |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | stagehand |
| Will Ferrell | ... | stagehand |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Suel Forrester |
| Chris Parnell | ... | actor |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | actor |
| Sketch | Beppi & Bushka |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Nick |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | coworker |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Beppi |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Deb |
| Sketch | Apollo Amateur Night |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | mother |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Rudy Rush |
| Chris Parnell | ... | father |
| Jerry Minor | ... | Teshaun |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Treasure Ray Peters |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | J. Wellington Wentworth III |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Supreme Court Lawyer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | man |
| Jerry Minor | ... | Willy Sluggs |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | woman |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Der Lacheln Beherrscht |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Herr Gracken |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Olaus |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Herr Doktor |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey | ... | singing skeleton Voice |
| Dennis McNicholas | ... | corpse |
| Show |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Randy Goldman#1 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mr. Banglian#1 |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sheldon#1 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Megan#1 |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Arnold Schwarzenegger#2 Commentary on running for governor of California |
| Cold Opening | Martha Stewart Living |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Martha Stewart#10 Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | parent |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | parent |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | parent |
| Chris Parnell | ... | parent |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Julia Stiles | ... | Samantha McDonald |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Randy Goldman#1 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mr. Banglian#1 |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sheldon#1 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Megan#1 |
| Sketch | Post Office |
| Julia Stiles | ... | customer |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | customer |
| Chris Kattan | ... | customer |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | security guard |
| Chris Parnell | ... | customer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | customer |
| Jerry Minor | ... | Terrell#2 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Jackie#2 |
| Weekend Update |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Arnold Schwarzenegger#2 Commentary on running for governor of California |
| David Copperfield |
⁕There are glitches with the superimposed graphics used for the first few jokes. Jimmy Fallon ad-libs "Get rid of this thing. It's chaos." The ad-lib portion is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | Old Hollywood |
| Julia Stiles | ... | actress |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | stagehand |
| Will Ferrell | ... | stagehand |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Suel Forrester#8 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | actor |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | actor |
| Sketch | Beppi & Bushka |
| Julia Stiles | ... | Bushka |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Nick |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | coworker |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Beppi |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Deb |
| Sketch | Apollo Amateur Night |
| Julia Stiles | ... | Ashley Kaczynski |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | mother |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Rudy Rush |
| Chris Parnell | ... | father |
| Jerry Minor | ... | Teshaun |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Treasure Ray Peters |
| Commercial |
| Julia Stiles | ... | Janet Tucker |
| Will Ferrell | ... | J. Wellington Wentworth III |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Supreme Court Lawyer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | man |
| Jerry Minor | ... | Willy Sluggs |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | woman |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Musical Performance | "Big Ten Inch Record" |
| Show | Der Lacheln Beherrscht |
| Julia Stiles | ... | Hulga |
| Andy Murphy | ... | man |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Herr Gracken |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Olaus |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Herr Doktor |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey | ... | singing skeleton Voice |
| Dennis McNicholas | ... | corpse |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Julia Stiles | 8 | ||||
| Aerosmith | 2 | ||||
| David Copperfield | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| Patrick McCartney | 1 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Will Ferrell | 6 | ||||
| Ana Gasteyer | 5 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 4 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 7 | 2 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 4 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tina Fey | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jerry Minor | 3 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 5 | 2 | |||
| Alex Foster | 1 | ||||
| Earl Gardner | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Dennis McNicholas | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lenny Pickett | 2 | ||||
| Steve Turre | 1 | ||||
| 69 | 7 | 4 | 7 |