| Cold Opening | Apology |
| Sketch | Children's Clown |
| Cartoon | Lost Cartoon Flashback The Harlem Globetrotters First Christmas |
| Musical Performance | "Adeste Fideles" |
| Sketch |
“Schwetty Balls” |
| Show | Impeachment Hearings |
| Sketch | Bull & Bear |
| Sketch | Children's Clown |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Amy |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | doctor Voice |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Katie Benjamin |
| Chris Parnell | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |
| Cartoon | Lost Cartoon Flashback The Harlem Globetrotters First Christmas |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Mary Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Curly Neal Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | J.C. Gipson Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Hubert Ausbie Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | innkeeper Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | wise man Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows |
Performs a song about Kwanzaa |
| Sketch |
“Schwetty Balls” |
| Show | Impeachment Hearings |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | singer |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | singer |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | singer |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | singer |
| Molly Shannon | ... | singer |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | singer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | singer |
| Cartoon | Lost Cartoon Flashback The Harlem Globetrotters First Christmas |
| Andy Daly | ... | Joseph Voice |
| Tyrone Finch | ... | Meadowlark Lemon Voice |
| Sketch |
“Schwetty Balls” |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Pete Schwetty#1 |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Margaret Jo McCullin#9 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Terry Rialto#9 |
| Cartoon | Lost Cartoon Flashback The Harlem Globetrotters First Christmas |
| Tyrone Finch | ... | Meadowlark Lemon Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Curly Neal Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | J.C. Gipson Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Hubert Ausbie Voice |
| Show | Impeachment Hearings |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Henry Hyde#3 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#42 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | David Kendall |
| Tim Meadows | ... | O.J. Simpson#14 |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Alan Dershowitz |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Brokaw#2 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Barney Frank#2 |
| Cold Opening | Apology |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#41 Live |
| Show |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Nate Matthews |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Tom Wilkins#5 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Cass Van Rye#5 |
| Sketch | Children's Clown |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Cassidy |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Amy |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | doctor Voice |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Katie Benjamin |
| Chris Parnell | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |
| Cartoon | Lost Cartoon Flashback The Harlem Globetrotters First Christmas |
| Andy Daly | ... | Joseph Voice |
| Tyrone Finch | ... | Meadowlark Lemon Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Mary Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Curly Neal Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | J.C. Gipson Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Hubert Ausbie Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | innkeeper Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | wise man Voice |
| Commercial |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | husband |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | wife |
⁕In reruns, the graphic at the end of this sketch is slightly changed.
| Musical Performance | "Adeste Fideles" |
| Weekend Update |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows |
Performs a song about Kwanzaa | |
| Vanessa Williams | ... | Kwanzette |
| Janice Pendarvis | ... | Kwanzette |
| Sketch |
“Schwetty Balls” |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Pete Schwetty#1 |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Margaret Jo McCullin#9 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Terry Rialto#9 |
| Show | Impeachment Hearings |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Henry Hyde#3 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#42 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | David Kendall |
| Tim Meadows | ... | O.J. Simpson#14 |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Alan Dershowitz |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Brokaw#2 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Barney Frank#2 |
| Commercial |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | spokesperson |
| Will Ferrell | ... | singer |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | singer |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | singer |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | singer |
| Molly Shannon | ... | singer |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | singer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | singer |
| Sketch | Bull & Bear |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | drunk salesman#3 |
| John Goodman | ... | Ted#3 |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Hank#5 |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | patron |
| Steve Higgins | ... | Bill Brasky Voice |
| Andy Murphy | ... | patron |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alec Baldwin | 7 | 2 | |||
| Luciano Pavarotti | 1 | ||||
| Vanessa Williams | 2 | ||||
| John Goodman | 2 | 1 | |||
| Janice Pendarvis | 1 | ||||
| Steven Mercurio | 1 | ||||
| The Orchestra of St. Luke's | 1 | ||||
| The Philadelphia Boys Choir & Chorale | 1 | ||||
| Andy Daly | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tyrone Finch | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| John Henry Kurtz | 2 | 2 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 5 | 2 | 1 | 1 | |
| Ana Gasteyer | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 7 | 2 | 4 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 3 | 3 | 2 | ||
| Tracy Morgan | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Cheri Oteri | 2 | 1 | |||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | ||||
| Molly Shannon | 3 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 3 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 2 | |||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 63 | 8 | 12 | 19 |