| Cold Opening | Oprah 2002 |
| Show | The Ladies' Man Presents |
| Game Show | The New Hollywood Squares |
| Cartoon | Presidential Address Outtakes |
| Musical Performance | "Perfect" |
| Sketch | Witches Brew |
| Show | Jingleheimer Junction |
| Miscellaneous | A Message from the Spice Girls |
| Cold Opening | Oprah 2002 |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hillary Clinton |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Oprah Winfrey Live |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Thelma Weston |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Kenneth Starr |
| Show |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mark McGwire |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Joy Behar |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Matt McGwire Still |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Star Jones |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barbara Walters |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Meredith Vieira |
| Game Show | The New Hollywood Squares |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Tom Bergeron |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Kathy Griffin |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Johnny /announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Rodney Dangerfield |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Andy Dick |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Whoopi Goldberg |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Walt Dupree |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Fran Drescher |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Marie Osmond |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Gilbert Gottfried |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Fred Savage |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Louie Anderson |
| Weekend Update |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... |
Dominican Lou
Commentary on the home run chase |
| Sketch | Witches Brew |
| Will Ferrell | ... | townsperson Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | witch |
| Chris Kattan | ... | townsperson Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | townsperson Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | witch |
| Molly Shannon | ... | witch |
| Chris Parnell | ... | townsperson Voice |
| Lorne Michaels | ... | townsperson Voice |
| Show | Jingleheimer Junction |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Fred Friendship |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Carla Caring |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Jingleheimer Joe |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Umberto Unity |
| Miscellaneous | A Message from the Spice Girls |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Melanie Brown |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Melanie Chisholm |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Emma Bunton |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Yortuk Festrunk#5 |
| Steve Martin | ... | Georg Festrunk#5 |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Steve Butabi#10 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Doug Butabi#10 |
| Cold Opening | Oprah 2002 |
| John Goodman | ... | Linda Tripp#2 |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hillary Clinton#4 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#37 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Oprah Winfrey#7 Live |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky#10 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Kenneth Starr#1 |
| Show |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Debbie Matenopoulos |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mark McGwire |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Joy Behar#1 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Matt McGwire Still |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Star Jones#4 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barbara Walters#16 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Meredith Vieira#4 |
| Game Show | The New Hollywood Squares |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Tom Bergeron |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Kathy Griffin |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Rodney Dangerfield#2 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Andy Dick#1 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Whoopi Goldberg |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Fran Drescher#3 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Marie Osmond |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Gilbert Gottfried#1 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Fred Savage |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Louie Anderson |
| Miscellaneous | A Message from the Spice Girls |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Victoria Beckham |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Melanie Brown#3 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Melanie Chisholm#4 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Emma Bunton#4 |
| Cold Opening | Oprah 2002 |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Tina Baxter |
| John Goodman | ... | Linda Tripp#2 |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hillary Clinton#4 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#37 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Oprah Winfrey#7 Live |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Thelma Weston |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky#10 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Kenneth Starr#1 |
⁕In reruns, everything before the guest entrances is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.
⁕Chris Parnell accidentally refers to Tim Meadows as "Connie", the name of his girlfriend. Consequently, this portion is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Show |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Debbie Matenopoulos |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mark McGwire |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Joy Behar#1 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Matt McGwire Still |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Star Jones#4 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barbara Walters#16 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Meredith Vieira#4 |
| Commercial |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | daughter |
| Chris Parnell | ... | son |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | The Ladies' Man Presents |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Julie |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Leon Phelps#8 |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Jimmy Smith - "Organic Greenery"
♬"Alfred Hitchcock Presents" Theme
| Commercial |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Game Show | The New Hollywood Squares |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Danika Sharpe |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Tom Bergeron |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Kathy Griffin |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Rodney Dangerfield#2 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Johnny /announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Andy Dick#1 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Whoopi Goldberg |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Walt Dupree |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Fran Drescher#3 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Marie Osmond |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Gilbert Gottfried#1 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Fred Savage |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Louie Anderson |
| Cartoon | Presidential Address Outtakes |
| Weekend Update |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... |
Dominican Lou#4
Commentary on the home run chase |
⁕In reruns, Colin Quinn's "brass ones" line is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.
| Sketch |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Celeste |
| The Smashing Pumpkins | ||
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Yortuk Festrunk#5 |
| Steve Martin | ... | Georg Festrunk#5 |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Steve Butabi#10 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Doug Butabi#10 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | bartender |
♬The Velvet Underground & Nico - "Venus In Furs"
♬Haddaway - "What Is Love"
| Sketch | Witches Brew |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | witch |
| Tommy Larkins | ||
| Jonathan Richman | ||
| Will Ferrell | ... | townsperson Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | witch |
| Chris Kattan | ... | townsperson Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | townsperson Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | witch |
| Molly Shannon | ... | witch |
| Chris Parnell | ... | townsperson Voice |
| Lorne Michaels | ... | townsperson Voice |
| Show | Jingleheimer Junction |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Katie Kindness |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Fred Friendship |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Carla Caring |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Jingleheimer Joe |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Umberto Unity |
| Miscellaneous | A Message from the Spice Girls |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Victoria Beckham |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Melanie Brown#3 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Melanie Chisholm#4 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Emma Bunton#4 |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Spice Girls - "Wannabe"
| Cartoon | Drinky Crow Gets a Job |
| Andy Richter | ... | Drinky Crow Voice |
| Adam McKay | ... | store owner Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cameron Diaz | 9 | 2 | |||
| The Smashing Pumpkins | 2 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 1 | 1 | |||
| John Goodman | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tommy Larkins | 1 | ||||
| Steve Martin | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jonathan Richman | 1 | ||||
| Kenny Aronoff | 1 | ||||
| Andy Richter | 1 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 5 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Ana Gasteyer | 7 | 4 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 7 | 4 | 4 | 1 | |
| Chris Kattan | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Tim Meadows | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Tracy Morgan | 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Cheri Oteri | 4 | 3 | |||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | ||||
| Molly Shannon | 5 | 4 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 5 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 3 | 1 | |||
| Hugh Fink | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 3 | 3 | |||
| Adam McKay | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | 1 | |||
| 75 | 6 | 30 | 14 | 1 |
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