| Cold Opening | Self Defense Test |
| Miscellaneous | An Important Message About Smallpox |
| Miscellaneous | An Important Message About Rheumatoid Arthritis |
| Show | Road To Nagano |
| Musical Performance | "Only You" |
| Cold Opening | Self Defense Test |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Ted Kaczynski Live |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Dr. Sally Johnson |
| Chris Kattan | ... | lawyer |
| Tim Meadows | ... | guard |
| Molly Shannon | ... | lawyer |
| Miscellaneous | An Important Message About Smallpox |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Geri Halliwell |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Melanie Brown |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Melanie Chisholm |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Emma Bunton |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Miscellaneous | An Important Message About Rheumatoid Arthritis |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Geri Halliwell |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Melanie Brown |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Melanie Chisholm |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Emma Bunton |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Road To Nagano |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Brian Boitano |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | stadium announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Verne Lundquist |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Kerri Strug |
| Film |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mike Golord Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Sissy Golord Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | Saddam Hussein Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | stadium announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Glenn |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Azrael Abyss |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Circe Nightshade |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Tim Meadows | ... |
O.J. Simpson
Commentary on bombers loving too much |
| Show |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Ellen Goodwin |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Istanbul |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Robin Byrd |
| Michael Schur | ... | stagehand |
| Frank Sebastiano | ... | stagehand |
| Commercial |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Kramer |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Jerry |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | George |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Gladys Stubbs |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Harold Fisher |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Sarah Margaret Connolly |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Sissy Germane Daphne |
| Miscellaneous | An Important Message About Smallpox |
| Miscellaneous | An Important Message About Rheumatoid Arthritis |
| Miscellaneous | An Important Message About Smallpox |
| Sarah Michelle Gellar | ... | Victoria Beckham#1 |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Geri Halliwell#1 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Melanie Brown#1 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Melanie Chisholm#2 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Emma Bunton#2 |
| Show |
| Sarah Michelle Gellar | ... | Debbie Matenopoulos |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Glenn Close#1 |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Star Jones#2 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barbara Walters#13 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Meredith Vieira#2 |
| Miscellaneous | An Important Message About Rheumatoid Arthritis |
| Sarah Michelle Gellar | ... | Victoria Beckham#2 |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Geri Halliwell#2 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Melanie Brown#2 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Melanie Chisholm#3 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Emma Bunton#3 |
| Show | Road To Nagano |
| Cold Opening | Self Defense Test |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Ted Kaczynski#5 Live |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Dr. Sally Johnson |
| Chris Kattan | ... | lawyer |
| Tim Meadows | ... | guard |
| Molly Shannon | ... | lawyer |
| Monologue |
| Sarah Michelle Gellar | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ||
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Tim Meadows | ||
| Cheri Oteri | ||
| Paula Pell | ... | audience member |
| Miscellaneous | An Important Message About Smallpox |
| Sarah Michelle Gellar | ... | Victoria Beckham#1 |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Geri Halliwell#1 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Melanie Brown#1 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Melanie Chisholm#2 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Emma Bunton#2 |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Spice Girls - "Wannabe"
| Show |
| Sarah Michelle Gellar | ... | Debbie Matenopoulos |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Glenn Close#1 |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Star Jones#2 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barbara Walters#13 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Meredith Vieira#2 |
| Commercial |
| Sarah Michelle Gellar | ... | wife |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Craig |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | John Gray |
| Miscellaneous | An Important Message About Rheumatoid Arthritis |
| Sarah Michelle Gellar | ... | Victoria Beckham#2 |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Geri Halliwell#2 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Melanie Brown#2 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Melanie Chisholm#3 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Emma Bunton#3 |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Spice Girls - "Wannabe"
| Show | Road To Nagano |
| Sarah Michelle Gellar | ... | Tara Lipinski |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Brian Boitano#1 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Verne Lundquist |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | stadium announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Kerri Strug |
♬George Thorogood & The Destroyers - "Bad To The Bone"
| Film |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mike Golord Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Sissy Golord Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | Saddam Hussein Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | stadium announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Sarah Michelle Gellar | ... | Countess Cobwella |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Glenn#4 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Azrael Abyss#4 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Circe Nightshade#4 |
♬Bau Haus - "Bela Lugosi's Dead"
♬Ace of Base - "All That She Wants"
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Tim Meadows | ... |
O.J. Simpson#12 Commentary on bombers loving too much |
| Show |
| Sarah Michelle Gellar | ... | Niki Monroe |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Ellen Goodwin |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Istanbul |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Robin Byrd#2 |
| Michael Schur | ... | stagehand |
| Frank Sebastiano | ... | stagehand |
♬Freddie King - "Reconsider Baby"
♬Reel 2 Real - "I Like To Move It"
♬Elton John - "Candle In The Wind 1997"
♬Steve Miller Band - "Jungle Love"
| Commercial |
| Sarah Michelle Gellar | ... | Buffy |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Kramer |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Jerry |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | George |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Sarah Michelle Gellar | ... | Susie Jessica Dibbins#1 |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Gladys Stubbs#1 |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Harold Fisher |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Sarah Margaret Connolly#1 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Sissy Germane Daphne#1 |
⁕Norm MacDonald's fake mustache comes loose and begins to fall off, and he ad-libs "This is not a real mustache" and removes it completely. He continues to ad-lib about buying it off a man on the street.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sarah Michelle Gellar | 11 | 1 | 4 | ||
| Portishead | 1 | ||||
| Jim Breuer | 2 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | 9 | 1 | 3 | 3 | |
| Darrell Hammond | 7 | 1 | 5 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 5 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Norm MacDonald | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 4 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 1 | 1 | |||
| Cheri Oteri | 6 | 1 | 4 | ||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | ||||
| Molly Shannon | 6 | 2 | 3 | ||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 4 | 1 | 5 | ||
| Paula Pell | 1 | ||||
| Michael Schur | 1 | ||||
| Frank Sebastiano | 1 | ||||
| 70 | 7 | 24 | 15 |