| Cold Opening |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Ted Kaczynski |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel Live |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Garry Kasparov |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Bill Gates |
| Sketch | Teacher's Last Day |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Shawn Patrick Flanery |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | student |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Shelly Peterbuilt |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Mary Katherine Gallagher |
| Show |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Glenn |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mr. Henderson Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Mrs. Henderson Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | cable announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Azrael Abyss |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Circe Nightshade |
| John Zonars | ... | guitarist |
| Game Show | Kennedy Kapers |
| Jim Breuer | ... | William Kennedy Smith |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Ted Kennedy |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Michael Kennedy |
| Tim Meadows | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | campaign volunteer |
| Molly Shannon | ... | campaign volunteer |
| Sketch |
| Will Ferrell | ... | executive |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Janet Blaum |
| Mark McKinney | ... | executive |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | employee |
| Molly Shannon | ... | employee |
| Colin Quinn | ... | employee |
| Commercial |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Kyle West |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Billy Fox |
| Mark McKinney | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Becky Hanson |
| Frank Sebastiano | ... | Marty Seger Still |
| Sketch | Teacher's Last Day |
| Cold Opening |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Ted Kaczynski#3 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel#9 Live |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Garry Kasparov |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Bill Gates#2 |
| Game Show | Kennedy Kapers |
| Cold Opening |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Ted Kaczynski#3 |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel#9 Live |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Garry Kasparov |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Bill Gates#2 |
| Sketch | Teacher's Last Day |
| Jeff Goldblum | ... | Mr. Fabray |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Shawn Patrick Flanery#3 |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | student |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Shelly Peterbuilt#3 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Mary Katherine Gallagher#11 |
| Show |
| Jeff Goldblum | ... | Dr. Kent Wahler |
| Howard Reig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Harry Caray#3 |
| Dennis McNicholas | ... | Pete#1 |
| Show |
| Jeff Goldblum | ... | Count Feedback |
| Ian Roberts | ... | Glenn's friend |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Glenn#2 |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mr. Henderson Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Mrs. Henderson Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | cable announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Azrael Abyss#2 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Circe Nightshade#2 |
| John Zonars | ... | guitarist |
⁕Everything up to Jeff Goldblum's entrance is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
♬Bau Haus - "Bela Lugosi's Dead"
| Game Show | Kennedy Kapers |
| Jeff Goldblum | ... | Lucien Hole |
| Jim Breuer | ... | William Kennedy Smith |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Ted Kennedy#2 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Michael Kennedy |
| Tim Meadows | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | campaign volunteer |
| Molly Shannon | ... | campaign volunteer |
| Sketch |
| Jeff Goldblum | ... | Mr. Reynolds |
| Will Ferrell | ... | executive |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Janet Blaum#2 |
| Mark McKinney | ... | executive |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | employee |
| Molly Shannon | ... | employee |
| Colin Quinn | ... | employee |
| Commercial |
| Jeff Goldblum | ... | Vic Ocasek |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Kyle West |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Billy Fox |
| Mark McKinney | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Becky Hanson |
| Frank Sebastiano | ... | Marty Seger Still |
| Sketch | Interview |
| Jeff Goldblum | ... | Mr. Bradley |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Jerry Steve Dave |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Molly |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jeff Goldblum | 8 | ||||
| En Vogue | 1 | ||||
| Ian Roberts | 1 | ||||
| Howard Reig | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jim Breuer | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Will Ferrell | 8 | 1 | 3 | 2 | |
| Ana Gasteyer | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 4 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 3 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Norm MacDonald | 3 | 2 | |||
| Mark McKinney | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tim Meadows | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 1 | ||||
| Cheri Oteri | 3 | 1 | |||
| Molly Shannon | 6 | 2 | |||
| Colin Quinn | 2 | 1 | |||
| Dennis McNicholas | 1 | 1 | |||
| Frank Sebastiano | 1 | 1 | |||
| John Zonars | 1 | ||||
| 56 | 9 | 10 | 9 | 1 |