| Show |
| Rob Lowe | ... | Eric Roberts |
| Robert DeNiro | ||
| Joe Pesci | ||
| Jim Breuer | ... | Joe Pesci#7 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | David Spade |
| Colin Quinn | ... | Robert DeNiro |
| Joe Dicso | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕In reruns, everything before Rob Lowe's entrance is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.