| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | reporter |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dan Rather#1 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | reporter |
| Tim Meadows | ... | O.J. Simpson#9 Live |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | reporter |
| Cold Opening | Press Conference |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | reporter |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dan Rather#1 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | reporter |
| Tim Meadows | ... | O.J. Simpson#9 Live |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | reporter |