| Cold Opening | Dole Impression |
| Sketch | Bowling Tournament |
| Sketch | Clinton Thanks America |
| Sketch | Press Conference |
| Sketch | Mr. Music |
| Sketch | Street Gang |
| Musical Performance | "Shadowboxer" |
| Sketch | First Kiss |
| Show | The Streets of L.A. Tea For The Tillerman |
| Sketch | Street Gang |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Cobra |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Big Jake |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Cobra |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Johnny |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Cobra |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Cobra |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Panther |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | kid |
| Colin Quinn | ... | Cobra |
| Sketch |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Margaret Jo McCullin |
| Mark McKinney | ... | caller Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Marion /caller Voice |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Terry Rialto |
| Sketch | First Kiss |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Tommy |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | girl |
| Chris Kattan | ... | guy |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Melanie |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | girl |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Mary Katherine Gallagher |
| Cold Opening | Dole Impression |
| Bob Dole | Live | |
| Elizabeth Dole | ||
| Norm MacDonald | Live | |
| Lorne Michaels |
| Sketch | Bowling Tournament |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Dawson |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Craig Buchanan#8 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Arianna#8 |
♬Tag Team - "Whoomp! There It Is"
| Sketch | Clinton Thanks America |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#11 |
| Sketch | Mr. Music |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Mr. Music |
| Jim Breuer | ... | father |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | bride |
| Patrick Ferrell | ... | guest |
| Andy Murphy | ... | guest |
♬TOOL - "Stinkfist"
♬TOOL - "Hooker With A Penis"
♬Ray Stevens - "The Streak"
| Sketch | Street Gang |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Cobra |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Cobra |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Big Jake |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Cobra |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Johnny |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Cobra |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Cobra |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Panther |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | kid |
| Colin Quinn | ... | Cobra |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Margaret Jo McCullin#1 |
| Mark McKinney | ... | caller Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Marion /caller Voice |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Terry Rialto#1 |
| Sketch | First Kiss |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Brian Mahoney |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Tommy |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | girl |
| Chris Kattan | ... | guy |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Melanie#2 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | girl |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Mary Katherine Gallagher#7 |
♬Journey - "Open Arms"
| Show | The Streets of L.A. Tea For The Tillerman |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Wade |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | officer |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Robert Downey Jr. | 7 | ||||
| Fiona Apple | 1 | ||||
| Bob Dole | 2 | ||||
| Elizabeth Dole | 1 | ||||
| Evander Holyfield | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 2 | 2 | |||
| Jim Breuer | 3 | ||||
| Will Ferrell | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | 3 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 1 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 3 | 1 | |||
| Norm MacDonald | 4 | ||||
| Mark McKinney | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tim Meadows | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 1 | 1 | |||
| Cheri Oteri | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Molly Shannon | 2 | 2 | |||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Frank Sebastiano | 1 | 1 | |||
| Patrick Ferrell | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 51 | 6 | 5 | 4 | 1 |