| Sketch | Substitute Teacher |
| Musical Performance | "Santa Monica" |
| Show | Fecal Matters |
| Sketch | Meeting |
| Sketch | Forbes-America |
| Sketch | Holiday Inn |
| Cold Opening |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Hugh Downs Live |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Christopher Darden |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barbara Walters Live |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Marcia Clark |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | broker |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | broker |
| David Koechner | ... | broker |
| Jim Downey | ... | Arthur Grayson |
| Michael Shoemaker | ... | broker |
| Show |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Hoagie |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Terry |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Chris |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Kristin |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Chlöe |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Annabel |
| Show |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Hoagie |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Terry |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Chris |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Kristin |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Chlöe Voice |
| Sketch | Substitute Teacher |
| Jim Breuer | ... | student |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Hoyt |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Joyce |
| Molly Shannon | ... | student |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Skulltalker |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Suel Forrester |
| Dennis McNicholas | ... | student |
| Ryan Shiraki | ... | student |
| Show |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Hoagie |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | TV announcer Voice |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Terry Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Chris |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Kristin |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Chlöe |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Annabel |
| Weekend Update |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Colin Quinn |
Commentary on St. Patrick's Day | |
| Norm MacDonald |
| Show | Fecal Matters |
| Mark McKinney | ... | John Fecal |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Molly Tadwell |
| Colin Quinn | ... | maintenance man |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | spokesperson |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | cashier |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Mr. Jenkins |
| Molly Shannon | ... | employer |
| Chris Kattan | ... | patron |
| Cindy Caponera | ... | patron |
| Lori Nasso | ... | patron |
| Frank Sebastiano | ... | patron |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | broker |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | broker |
| David Koechner | ... | broker |
| Jim Downey | ... | Arthur Grayson |
| Michael Shoemaker | ... | broker |
| Sketch | Meeting |
| Will Ferrell | ... | supervisor |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | coworker |
| David Koechner | ... | Gary MacDonald |
| Mark McKinney | ... | coworker |
| Tim Meadows | ... | coworker |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Debra |
| Nancy Walls | ... | coworker |
| Sketch | Forbes-America |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Steve Forbes |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Forbes-American |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Forbes-American |
| Sketch | Holiday Inn |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Hank |
| David Koechner | ... | Marty |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Russ |
| Tim Meadows | ... | drunk salesman |
| Steve Higgins | ... | Bill Brasky Voice |
| Sketch | Holiday Inn |
| John Goodman | ... | Ted#1 |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Hank#2 |
| David Koechner | ... | Marty#2 |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Russ#2 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | drunk salesman#2 |
| Cold Opening |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Hugh Downs#1 Live |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Christopher Darden |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barbara Walters#3 Live |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Marcia Clark |
| Show |
| John Goodman | ... | Robert DeNiro |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Joe Pesci#3 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Richard Dreyfuss#1 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Marisa Tomei |
| Cold Opening |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Hugh Downs#1 Live |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Christopher Darden |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barbara Walters#3 Live |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Marcia Clark |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | broker |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | broker |
| David Koechner | ... | broker |
| Jim Downey | ... | Arthur Grayson#3 |
| Michael Shoemaker | ... | broker |
| Show |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Hoagie |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole#8 |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Terry |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Chris |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Kristin |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Chlöe |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Annabel |
♬The Smashing Pumpkins - "Today"
| Show |
| John Goodman | ... | Robert DeNiro |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Joe Pesci#3 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Richard Dreyfuss#1 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Marisa Tomei |
| Show |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Hoagie |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole#9 |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Terry |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Chris |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Kristin |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Chlöe Voice |
⁕In reruns, Molly Shannon's voiceover is changed to Nancy Walls.
♬Pearl Jam - "Why Go"
♬Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Give It Away"
| Sketch | Substitute Teacher |
| John Goodman | ... | Principal Dawson |
| Jim Breuer | ... | student |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Hoyt |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Joyce |
| Molly Shannon | ... | student |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Skulltalker |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Suel Forrester#1 |
| Dennis McNicholas | ... | student |
| Ryan Shiraki | ... | student |
| Show |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Hoagie |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | TV announcer Voice |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole#10 |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Terry Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Chris |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Kristin |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Chlöe |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Annabel |
♬The Smashing Pumpkins - "Bullet With Butterfly Wings"
♬Coolio - "Gangsta's Paradise"
♬R.E.M. - "Everybody Hurts"
| Weekend Update |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Colin Quinn |
Commentary on St. Patrick's Day | |
| Norm MacDonald |
| Show | Fecal Matters |
| John Goodman | ... | Buster Phelps |
| Mark McKinney | ... | John Fecal |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Molly Tadwell |
| Colin Quinn | ... | maintenance man |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | spokesperson |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | cashier |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Mr. Jenkins |
| Molly Shannon | ... | employer |
| Chris Kattan | ... | patron |
| Cindy Caponera | ... | patron |
| Lori Nasso | ... | patron |
| Frank Sebastiano | ... | patron |
| Andy Murphy | ... | patron |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | broker |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | broker |
| David Koechner | ... | broker |
| Jim Downey | ... | Arthur Grayson#4 |
| Michael Shoemaker | ... | broker |
| Sketch | Meeting |
| John Goodman | ... | Richard Spence |
| Will Ferrell | ... | supervisor |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | coworker |
| David Koechner | ... | Gary MacDonald#3 |
| Mark McKinney | ... | coworker |
| Tim Meadows | ... | coworker |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Debra |
| Nancy Walls | ... | coworker |
| Sketch | Forbes-America |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Steve Forbes#4 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Forbes-American |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Forbes-American |
| Sketch | Holiday Inn |
| John Goodman | ... | Ted#1 |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Hank#2 |
| David Koechner | ... | Marty#2 |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Russ#2 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | drunk salesman#2 |
| Steve Higgins | ... | Bill Brasky Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| John Goodman | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Everclear | 1 | ||||
| Kurt Loder | 1 | ||||
| Elle MacPherson | 1 | ||||
| Jim Breuer | 6 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 8 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 7 | 2 | 1 | ||
| David Koechner | 4 | 2 | |||
| Norm MacDonald | 5 | 3 | |||
| Mark McKinney | 8 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Tim Meadows | 9 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Cheri Oteri | 7 | 2 | |||
| Molly Shannon | 7 | 1 | |||
| David Spade | |||||
| Nancy Walls | 7 | 1 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 2 | 1 | |||
| Colin Quinn | 2 | ||||
| Robert Caminiti | 1 | ||||
| Cindy Caponera | 1 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 2 | 2 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Mark Jankeloff | 1 | ||||
| Beth McCarthy Miller | 1 | ||||
| Dennis McNicholas | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Lori Nasso | 1 | ||||
| Frank Sebastiano | 1 | ||||
| Ryan Shiraki | 1 | ||||
| Michael Shoemaker | 2 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 96 | 9 | 12 | 6 |