| Cold Opening | WMUR 9 CNN Debate |
| Show | The Life We Lead |
| Sketch | Bake Sale |
| Musical Performance | "California Love" |
| Show | Miracles Of Science “Braniac” |
| Sketch | Mrs. Kogen “Campin'” |
| Sketch | Hospital |
| Musical Performance | "I Ain't Mad At Cha" |
| Sketch | Tree Slice Display |
| Cold Opening | WMUR 9 CNN Debate |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Morry Taylor |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Robert Dornan |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Lamar Alexander |
| David Koechner | ... | Pat Buchanan |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Steve Forbes |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Alan Keyes |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Karen Brown |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Judy Woodruff Live |
| Show | The Life We Lead |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Ben |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ian Roberts /station manager Voice |
| David Koechner | ... | actor |
| Mark McKinney | ... | actor |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Drake |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | actress |
| Molly Shannon | ... | actress |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Diane |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Bake Sale |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barb |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Mary |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Gail Lafferty |
| Cindy Caponera | ... | church member |
| Erin Maroney | ... | church member |
| Lori Nasso | ... | church member |
| Paula Pell | ... | church member |
| Weekend Update |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | O.J. Simpson Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ... | Joe Blow |
| Sketch | Mrs. Kogen “Campin'” |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Mrs. Kogen |
| David Koechner | ... | hostage |
| Nancy Walls | ... | hostage |
| Colin Quinn | ... | Steven Kogen |
| Cold Opening | WMUR 9 CNN Debate |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Morry Taylor |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Robert Dornan |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Lamar Alexander |
| David Koechner | ... | Pat Buchanan#1 |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole#6 |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Steve Forbes#2 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Alan Keyes#1 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Karen Brown |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Judy Woodruff Live |
| Cold Opening | WMUR 9 CNN Debate |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Morry Taylor |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Robert Dornan |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Lamar Alexander |
| David Koechner | ... | Pat Buchanan#1 |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole#6 |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Steve Forbes#2 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Alan Keyes#1 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Karen Brown |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Judy Woodruff Live |
♬Randi Panken - "Nightly News"
| Show | The Life We Lead |
| Tom Arnold | ... | doctor |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Ben |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ian Roberts /station manager Voice |
| David Koechner | ... | actor |
| Mark McKinney | ... | actor |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Drake |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | actress |
| Molly Shannon | ... | actress |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Diane |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Ray Davies - "Affairs Of The Heart"
| Sketch | Bake Sale |
| Tom Arnold | ... | priest |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barb#1 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Mary#1 |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Gail Lafferty#1 |
| Cindy Caponera | ... | church member |
| Erin Maroney | ... | church member |
| Lori Nasso | ... | church member |
| Paula Pell | ... | church member |
| Weekend Update |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | O.J. Simpson Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ... | Joe Blow#3 |
| Adam Sandler |
Song"Dip Doodle" |
| Show | Miracles Of Science “Braniac” |
| Tom Arnold | ... | Gus Grady |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Paul Dunbar |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Armand Frydman - "Droids"
| Sketch | Mrs. Kogen “Campin'” |
| Tom Arnold | ... | Officer Markell |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Mrs. Kogen |
| David Koechner | ... | hostage |
| Nancy Walls | ... | hostage |
| Colin Quinn | ... | Steven Kogen |
| Sketch | Tree Slice Display |
| Tom Arnold | ... | Ron Blanston |
| Mark McKinney | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |
| Fred Wolf | ... | Bill Spivey |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tom Arnold | 7 | ||||
| Tupac Shakur | 2 | ||||
| Adam Sandler | 1 | ||||
| Danny Boy | 2 | ||||
| Roger Troutman | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jim Breuer | 2 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 4 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 2 | 2 | ||
| David Koechner | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Norm MacDonald | 2 | 1 | |||
| Mark McKinney | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Tim Meadows | 4 | 1 | |||
| Cheri Oteri | 2 | 1 | |||
| Molly Shannon | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| David Spade | |||||
| Nancy Walls | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Cindy Caponera | 1 | ||||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Erin Maroney | 1 | ||||
| Lori Nasso | 1 | ||||
| Paula Pell | 1 | ||||
| Colin Quinn | 2 | 1 | |||
| Fred Wolf | 1 | ||||
| 58 | 5 | 10 | 8 |