| Sketch | Chess Tournament |
| Show | Literary Theatre Dense And Densibility |
| Musical Performance | "Caught A Lite Sneeze" |
| Sketch | Public Opinion “Buckwell's Follies” |
| Show | Accidentally Shot By Hunters |
| Miscellaneous | Belated Season's Greetings |
| Sketch | She |
| Musical Performance | "Hey Jupiter" |
| Sketch | Airport Bar |
| Cold Opening |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Stephen Hawking |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Michael Jackson Live |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barbara Walters |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Diane Sawyer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | computer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | employee |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | family member |
| David Koechner | ... | John Marshall Jr. |
| Mark McKinney | ... | John Marshall Sr. |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | family member |
| Molly Shannon | ... | family member |
| Nancy Walls | ... | family member |
| Dennis McNicholas | ... | family member |
| Lori Nasso | ... | family member |
| Sketch | Chess Tournament |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Craig Buchanan |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Glenn |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Arianna |
| Show |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Joe Pesci |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Spider |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Mel Gibson |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Danny Glover |
| David Spade | ... | Brad Pitt |
| Show | Literary Theatre Dense And Densibility |
| David Koechner | ... | Fagan |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Lucien Callow |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Mrs. Dashwood |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Mary Ann |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Elinor |
| Sketch | Public Opinion “Buckwell's Follies” |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Lassie's owner |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | incumbent |
| David Koechner | ... | spectator Voice |
| Mark McKinney | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |
| Molly Shannon | ... | spectator Voice |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Mrs. Buckwell |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Lori Nasso | ... | mother |
| Paula Pell | ... | mother |
| Colin Quinn | ... | spectator Voice |
| Show | Accidentally Shot By Hunters |
| Jim Breuer | ... | guest |
| Will Ferrell | ... | hunter |
| Mark McKinney | ... | guest |
| Molly Shannon | ... | host |
| Sketch | Airport Bar |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Hank |
| David Koechner | ... | Marty |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Russ |
| Tim Meadows | ... | drunk salesman |
| Steve Higgins | ... | Bill Brasky Voice |
| Show | Literary Theatre Dense And Densibility |
| David Koechner | ... | Fagan#5 |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Lucien Callow#5 |
| Sketch | Airport Bar |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | drunk salesman#1 |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Hank#1 |
| David Koechner | ... | Marty#1 |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Russ#1 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | drunk salesman#1 |
| Cold Opening |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Stephen Hawking |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel#4 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Michael Jackson#4 Live |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barbara Walters#2 |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Diane Sawyer |
| Show |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Robert DeNiro#1 |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Joe Pesci#2 |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Mel Gibson |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Danny Glover#1 |
| David Spade | ... | Brad Pitt |
| Cold Opening |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Stephen Hawking |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel#4 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Michael Jackson#4 Live |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barbara Walters#2 |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Diane Sawyer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | computer Voice |
♬Jackson 5 - "I'll Be There"
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | employee |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | family member |
| David Koechner | ... | John Marshall Jr. |
| Mark McKinney | ... | John Marshall Sr. |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | family member |
| Molly Shannon | ... | family member |
| Nancy Walls | ... | family member |
| Dennis McNicholas | ... | family member |
| Lori Nasso | ... | family member |
| Sketch | Chess Tournament |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Craig Buchanan#3 |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Glenn |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Arianna#3 |
♬Tone-Loc - "Funky Cold Medina"
| Show |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Robert DeNiro#1 |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Joe Pesci#2 |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Spider#1 |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Mel Gibson |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Danny Glover#1 |
| David Spade | ... | Brad Pitt |
⁕Jim Breuer accidentally says "Hey Joe, how you doin'?" to Alec Baldwin. After realizing his mistake, he ad-libs "I just called you Joe, huh?" This is all removed in reruns.
| Show | Literary Theatre Dense And Densibility |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | John Fellowsby |
| David Koechner | ... | Fagan#5 |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Lucien Callow#5 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Mrs. Dashwood |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Mary Ann |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Elinor |
| Sketch | Public Opinion “Buckwell's Follies” |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Henry Buckwell |
| Chris Marquette | ... | son |
| Lauren Toub | ... | daughter |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Lassie's owner |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | incumbent |
| David Koechner | ... | spectator Voice |
| Mark McKinney | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |
| Molly Shannon | ... | spectator Voice |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Mrs. Buckwell |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Lori Nasso | ... | mother |
| Paula Pell | ... | mother |
| Colin Quinn | ... | spectator Voice |
| Show | Accidentally Shot By Hunters |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | guest |
| Jim Breuer | ... | guest |
| Will Ferrell | ... | hunter |
| Mark McKinney | ... | guest |
| Molly Shannon | ... | host |
♬Syd Dale Orchestra - "Bantu Beat"
| Sketch | Airport Bar |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | drunk salesman#1 |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Hank#1 |
| David Koechner | ... | Marty#1 |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Russ#1 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | drunk salesman#1 |
| Steve Higgins | ... | Bill Brasky Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alec Baldwin | 8 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tori Amos | 2 | ||||
| Chris Marquette | 1 | ||||
| Lauren Toub | 1 | ||||
| Bryan Shilowich | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jim Breuer | 3 | 2 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 6 | 3 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 1 | |||
| David Koechner | 5 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Norm MacDonald | 1 | ||||
| Mark McKinney | 10 | 3 | 1 | 2 | |
| Tim Meadows | 3 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Cheri Oteri | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Molly Shannon | 4 | 1 | |||
| David Spade | 1 | 1 | |||
| Nancy Walls | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 3 | 3 | |||
| Dennis McNicholas | 1 | ||||
| Valerie Naranjo | 1 | ||||
| Lori Nasso | 2 | ||||
| Paula Pell | 1 | ||||
| Colin Quinn | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| 69 | 13 | 10 | 10 |