| Cold Opening | It's A Wonderful Newt |
| Sketch | Sharing The Phone |
| Musical Performance | "You Don't Know How It Feels" |
| Show | Broadway Bound Taxi Driver The Musical |
| Show | Stop That |
| Show | The Movie Club |
| Musical Performance | "Honey Bee" |
| Cold Opening | It's A Wonderful Newt |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Annie |
| Chris Farley | ... | Newt Gingrich Live |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Rodriguez |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Nick |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | Marianne Ginther |
| Show |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Juliette Lewis |
| Michael McKean | ... | Gary Busey |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | Emma Voice |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Christopher Walken |
| Marci Klein | ... | caller Still |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Sharing The Phone |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Nancy Berman |
| Mike Myers | ... | Chinese restaurant employee |
| David Spade | ... | Chinese restaurant employee |
| Weekend Update |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Mike Myers | ... |
Lance Ito
Commentary on being a star |
| Show | Broadway Bound Taxi Driver The Musical |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | hooker |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Iris |
| Michael McKean | ... | taxi driver |
| Tim Meadows | ... | taxi driver |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | reporter |
| Adam Sandler | ... | taxi driver |
| David Spade | ... | dealer |
| Jay Mohr | ... | pimp |
| Show | Stop That |
| Chris Elliott | ... | Phillip Atwell |
| Chris Farley | ... | caller Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Golimo Echivalia |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Broadway Bound Taxi Driver The Musical |
| Cold Opening | It's A Wonderful Newt |
| John Turturro | ... | Richard Nixon |
| Chris Farley | ... | Newt Gingrich#1 Live |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | Marianne Ginther |
| Show | Broadway Bound Taxi Driver The Musical |
| Cold Opening | It's A Wonderful Newt |
| John Turturro | ... | Richard Nixon |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Annie |
| Chris Farley | ... | Newt Gingrich#1 Live |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Rodriguez |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Nick |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | Marianne Ginther |
| Commercial |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | pet owner |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This commercial parody is removed in reruns. To fill time, a fourth dentist commercial featuring Tim Meadows is shown later in the episode.
| Show |
| John Turturro | ... | Eugene Walken |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Juliette Lewis |
| Michael McKean | ... | Gary Busey |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | Emma Voice |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Christopher Walken#3 |
| Marci Klein | ... | caller Still |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕In reruns, some alternate camera angles are used.
| Sketch | Sharing The Phone |
| John Turturro | ... | husband |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Nancy Berman |
| Mike Myers | ... | Chinese restaurant employee |
| David Spade | ... | Chinese restaurant employee |
| Weekend Update |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Mike Myers | ... |
Lance Ito#4 Commentary on being a star |
| David Hasselhoff |
Report on his world tour |
♬Parry Music - "Dance Routine"
| Show | Broadway Bound Taxi Driver The Musical |
| John Turturro | ... | Martin Scorsese |
| John Turturro | ... | Robert DeNiro |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | hooker |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Iris |
| Michael McKean | ... | taxi driver |
| Tim Meadows | ... | taxi driver |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | reporter |
| Adam Sandler | ... | taxi driver |
| David Spade | ... | dealer |
| Jay Mohr | ... | pimp |
| Show | Stop That |
| John Turturro | ... | Arthur Canton |
| Chris Elliott | ... | Phillip Atwell |
| Chris Farley | ... | caller Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Golimo Echivalia |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕In reruns, some alternate camera angles are used.
| Commercial |
| John Turturro | ... | Dr. Ira Resnick |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Elliott | ... | Dr. Josh Levine Still |
| Show | The Movie Club |
| John Turturro | ... | Josh Morton |
| Judd Apatow | ... | announcer Voice |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Jeffrey Morton |
♬John Barry & Royal Philharmonic Orchestra - "The John Dunbar Theme"
♬Michel Legrand - "Brian's Song"
| Commercial |
| John Turturro | ... | Dr. Ira Resnick Still |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Elliott | ... | Dr. Josh Levine |
| Commercial |
| John Turturro | ... | Dr. Ira Resnick |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Elliott | ... | Dr. Josh Levine Still |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Gloria |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| John Turturro | 10 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers | 2 | ||||
| Tom Petty | 1 | ||||
| Joey Buttafuoco | 1 | ||||
| David Hasselhoff | 1 | ||||
| Dave Grohl | 2 | ||||
| Judd Apatow | 1 | 1 | |||
| John Henry Kurtz | 3 | 3 | |||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 4 | ||||
| Chris Elliott | 5 | 2 | |||
| Chris Farley | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Janeane Garofalo | 5 | 1 | |||
| Norm MacDonald | 1 | ||||
| Michael McKean | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 2 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 3 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 4 | ||||
| Adam Sandler | 2 | ||||
| David Spade | 3 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Laura Kightlinger | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jay Mohr | 2 | 1 | |||
| Robert Caminiti | 1 | ||||
| Phil Hartman | 1 | 1 | |||
| Marci Klein | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Dave Wilson | 1 | ||||
| 65 | 10 | 9 | 4 |