| Cold Opening | Health Care Plan |
| Musical Performance | "Heart-Shaped Box" |
| Sketch |
“You Put Your Weed In There” |
| Game Show | What's That? |
| Musical Performance | "Rape Me" |
| Sketch | Donkey Basketball Camp |
| Cold Opening | Health Care Plan |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | customer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | customer |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | customer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | customer |
| Rob Schneider | ... | customer |
| David Spade | ... | Matt Coleman |
| Show |
| Chris Farley | ... | caller Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Burt Reynolds |
| Tim Meadows | ... | caller Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Larry King |
| Adam Sandler | ... | caller Voice |
| Rob Schneider | ... | announcer Voice |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Loni Anderson |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | caller Voice |
| Sketch |
| Chris Farley | ... | Cindy Crawford |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Lucy Brawn |
| David Spade | ... | Christy Henderson |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | customer |
| Show |
| Mike Myers | ... | Linda Richman |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Sissy Kadinsky /caller Voice |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | announcer Voice |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | caller Voice |
| Jay Mohr | ... | caller Voice |
| Sketch |
“You Put Your Weed In There” |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | customer |
| Chris Farley | ... | customer |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Out Of Africa owner |
| David Spade | ... | customer |
| Game Show | What's That? |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Dawn |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Sabrina |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Ennis |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Troy |
| Sketch |
| Chris Farley | ... | Cindy Crawford#3 |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Lucy Brawn#4 |
| David Spade | ... | Christy Henderson#4 |
| Cold Opening | Health Care Plan |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton#13 Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | customer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | customer |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | customer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | customer |
| Rob Schneider | ... | customer |
| David Spade | ... | Matt Coleman |
| Show |
| Chris Farley | ... | caller Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Burt Reynolds#5 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | caller Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Larry King#2 |
| Adam Sandler | ... | caller Voice |
| Rob Schneider | ... | announcer Voice |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Loni Anderson |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | caller Voice |
| Show |
| Charles Barkley | ||
| Muggsy Bogues | ||
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Al Franken | ... | Stuart Smalley#14 |
| Sketch |
| Charles Barkley | ... | Akela |
| Skid Row | ||
| Chris Farley | ... | Cindy Crawford#3 |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Lucy Brawn#4 |
| David Spade | ... | Christy Henderson#4 |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | customer |
| Show |
| Mike Myers | ... | Linda Richman#7 |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Sissy Kadinsky /caller Voice |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | announcer Voice |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | caller Voice |
| Jay Mohr | ... | caller Voice |
| Sketch |
“You Put Your Weed In There” |
| Charles Barkley | ... | police officer |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | customer |
| Chris Farley | ... | customer |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Out Of Africa owner#1 |
| David Spade | ... | customer |
| Game Show | What's That? |
| Charles Barkley | ... | A.J. Jamal |
| RuPaul | ... | Danielle |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Dawn |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Sabrina |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Ennis |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Troy |
⁕Charles Barkley loses his voice for several seconds.
| Sketch | Donkey Basketball Camp |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Charles Barkley | 7 | ||||
| Nirvana | 2 | ||||
| Muggsy Bogues | 2 | ||||
| RuPaul | 1 | ||||
| Skid Row | 1 | ||||
| Mike Judge | 1 | 2 | |||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 3 | ||||
| Chris Farley | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Phil Hartman | 6 | 2 | 3 | ||
| Melanie Hutsell | 2 | ||||
| Tim Meadows | 3 | 1 | |||
| Mike Myers | 2 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 3 | 1 | |||
| Adam Sandler | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Rob Schneider | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| David Spade | 5 | 1 | |||
| Julia Sweeney | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | 1 | 2 | |||
| Jay Mohr | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Sarah Silverman | 1 | 1 | |||
| 59 | 6 | 4 | 17 |