| Cold Opening | Inaugural Gala |
| Sketch | Bathroom Attendant |
| Sketch | Transit Workers |
| Musical Performance | "Fever" |
| Sketch | Oval Office |
| Musical Performance | "Bad Girl" |
| Sketch | An Insane Idiot And His Collection Of Descending-Size Deer Heads |
| Sketch | Cab |
| Cold Opening | Inaugural Gala |
| Commercial |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | executive |
| Rob Schneider | ... | spokesperson |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Mrs. Collier |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | secretary |
| Ian Maxtone-Graham | ... | employee |
| Sketch | Bathroom Attendant |
| Chris Farley | ... | Mr. O'Neill |
| Phil Hartman | ... | waiter |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Rudy |
| Rob Schneider | ... | waiter |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Angie |
| Adam Sandler | ... | waiter |
| Sketch | Transit Workers |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jack McCarthy |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | clerk |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | clerk |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | commuter |
| Tim Meadows | ... | commuter |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Kevin Nealon |
Subliminal EditorialClinton inauguration | |
| Chris Rock |
Editorial on stereotypes | |
| David Spade |
| Sketch |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Pat |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Audience McGee |
| David Spade | ... | guy Still |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | girl Still |
| Sketch |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Keyrock |
| Rob Schneider | ... | juror |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | judge |
| Robert Smigel | ... | attorney |
| Sketch | An Insane Idiot And His Collection Of Descending-Size Deer Heads |
| Harvey Keitel | ... | insane idiot |
| Sketch | An Insane Idiot And His Collection Of Descending-Size Deer Heads |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | Inaugural Gala |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Hillary Clinton#2 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton#8 |
| Mike Myers | ... | Barbra Streisand#1 |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Chelsea Clinton |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Whoopi Goldberg#1 |
| Cold Opening | Inaugural Gala |
| Madonna | Live | |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Hillary Clinton#2 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton#8 |
| Mike Myers | ... | Barbra Streisand#1 |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Chelsea Clinton |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Whoopi Goldberg#1 |
⁕Madonna stumbles over saying "Live from New York". This is fixed in reruns.
| Commercial |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | executive |
| Rob Schneider | ... | spokesperson |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Mrs. Collier |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | secretary |
| Ian Maxtone-Graham | ... | employee |
| Sketch | Bathroom Attendant |
| Harvey Keitel | ... | Tony |
| Chris Farley | ... | Mr. O'Neill |
| Phil Hartman | ... | waiter |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Rudy |
| Rob Schneider | ... | waiter |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Angie |
| Adam Sandler | ... | waiter |
| Sketch | Transit Workers |
| Harvey Keitel | ... | clerk |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jack McCarthy |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | clerk |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | clerk |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | commuter |
| Tim Meadows | ... | commuter |
| Andy Murphy | ... | commuter |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Kevin Nealon |
Subliminal EditorialClinton inauguration | |
| Chris Rock |
Editorial on stereotypes | |
| David Spade |
⁕Chris Rock's commentary is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch |
| Harvey Keitel | ... | castaway |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Pat#11 |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Audience McGee#3 |
| David Spade | ... | guy Still |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | girl Still |
⁕In reruns, a kiss between Harvey Keitel and Julia Sweeney near the end of this sketch is removed.
| Sketch | Oval Office |
| Jeff Renaudo | ... | Dan Quayle#5 |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush#35 |
⁕In reruns, some alternate camera angles are used.
| Sketch |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Keyrock#3 |
| Rob Schneider | ... | juror |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | judge |
| Robert Smigel | ... | attorney |
| Sketch | An Insane Idiot And His Collection Of Descending-Size Deer Heads |
| Harvey Keitel | ... | insane idiot |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Cab |
| Harvey Keitel | ... | Bob Van Ry |
| Phil Hartman | ... | police officer |
| Mike Myers | ... | Larry |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | passenger |
⁕Bob Van Ry is the name of one of the stage managers.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Harvey Keitel | 6 | ||||
| Madonna | 3 | ||||
| Jan Hooks | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jeff Renaudo | 1 | 1 | |||
| John Henry Kurtz | 2 | 2 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Farley | 1 | ||||
| Phil Hartman | 6 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Mike Myers | 2 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 4 | ||||
| Chris Rock | 1 | ||||
| Rob Schneider | 3 | ||||
| Julia Sweeney | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 2 | 1 | |||
| Melanie Hutsell | 3 | ||||
| Tim Meadows | 1 | ||||
| Adam Sandler | 2 | 1 | |||
| David Spade | 2 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | ||||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 1 | 1 | |||
| Ian Maxtone-Graham | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 51 | 3 | 7 | 4 | 2 |