| Show |
| George Wendt | ... | Bob Swerski#1 |
| Mike Myers | ... | Pat Arnold#2 |
| Chris Farley | ... | Todd O'Connor#2 |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Carl Wollarski#2 |
| Christine Zander | ... | waitress |
⁕Mike Myers accidentally says "baseball" instead of "basketball". This is fixed in reruns.
♬Foghat - "Sweet Home Chicago"