| Sketch | Copy Machine |
| Kevin Bacon | ... | repairman |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Steve#2 |
| Mike Myers | ... | Tom#2 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Randy#2 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Tim#1 |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Sandy#2 |
| Adam Sandler | ... | repairman |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer#2 |
⁕In reruns, the last few minutes are replaced with the dress rehearsal version, which includes Tim Meadows' dialogue. In the live show, he is again wearing the Colin Powell facial prosthetics.