| Show |
| Joe Mantegna | ... | Jimmy Becker |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ted Koppel#3 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | father |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Diane Sawyer#4 |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Rene Becker |
| Mike Myers | ... | Art |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Sam Donaldson#7 |
| Chris Farley | ... | Bob |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | grandma |
| Tom Davis | ... | Dirk |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | Aunt Rose |