| Sketch | Talking Through Touch |
| Dennis Quaid | ... | Todd Skyler |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Kenneth Holter |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Carolyn Holter |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Barb Brennan |
| Mike Myers | ... | Ernie Hitchens#1 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Chuck Brennan |
| Chris Farley | ... | Ned Crowley#1 |
⁕Most of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.