| Cold Opening | Iraqi State Television “Iraqi Address” |
| Sketch | Twin Peaks |
| Musical Performance | "Three Babies" |
| Sketch | 2 Live Crew Party |
| Musical Performance | "The Last Day of Our Acquaintance" |
| Sketch | George & Frank |
| Musical Sketch | The Cattle Song |
| Cold Opening | Iraqi State Television “Iraqi Address” |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | panelist Live |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Malid Haziz Amani |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Amad Havim Adabadi |
| Tom Davis | ... | Tadir Havad Abadi |
| Monologue |
| Phil Hartman | ... | David Lynch Voice |
| Audrey Peart Dickman | ||
| Jim Downey | ... | audience member |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | audience member |
| Dave Wilson | Voice | |
| Christine Zander | ... | audience member |
| Commercial |
| Phil Hartman | ... | guy |
| Mike Myers | ... | guy |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | guy |
| Bob Odenkirk | ... | guy |
| David Spade | ... | guy |
| Sketch | Twin Peaks |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Leland Palmer |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Margaret Lanterman /Log Lady |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nadine Hurley |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Audrey |
| Mike Myers | ... | The Man from Another Place |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Harry |
| Chris Farley | ... | Leo Johnson |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | sheriff |
| Sketch | 2 Live Crew Party |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Larry Roman |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Victor LaCroix |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Eileen |
| Mike Myers | ... | Richard |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Scott |
| Chris Rock | ... | Luther Campbell |
| Tom Davis | ... | guest |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | Chris Wong Won |
| Sketch |
| Jan Hooks | ... | customer |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | customer |
| Mike Myers | ... | Stuart Rankin |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | customer |
| Cold Opening | Iraqi State Television “Iraqi Address” |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush#20 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | panelist Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Malid Haziz Amani |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Amad Havim Adabadi |
| Tom Davis | ... | Tadir Havad Abadi |
⁕In reruns, the George Bush portion is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.
| Monologue |
| Kyle MacLachlan | ||
| Phil Hartman | ... | David Lynch Voice |
| Audrey Peart Dickman | ||
| Jim Downey | ... | audience member |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | audience member |
| Dave Wilson | Voice | |
| Christine Zander | ... | audience member |
| Commercial |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | guy |
| Mike Myers | ... | guy |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | guy |
| Bob Odenkirk | ... | guy |
| David Spade | ... | guy |
| Show | Germany's Most Disturbing Home Videos |
| Kyle MacLachlan | ... | Karl-Heinz Shelkar |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Dieter#7 |
| Jeff Renaudo | ... | Geurgud Gardner |
⁕The title graphic accidentally appears after the shots of the contestants. This is fixed in reruns.
♬Kraftwerk - "Electric Café"
| Sketch | Twin Peaks |
| Kyle MacLachlan | ... | Dale Cooper |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Leland Palmer |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Margaret Lanterman /Log Lady |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nadine Hurley |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Audrey |
| Mike Myers | ... | The Man from Another Place |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Harry |
| Chris Farley | ... | Leo Johnson |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | sheriff |
♬Angelo Badalamenti - "Dance of the Dream Man"
| Musical Performance | "Three Babies" |
⁕In reruns, some alternate camera angles are used.
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Al Franken |
One-Man Mobile Uplink UnitSaudi Arabia |
⁕In reruns, a chyron of the current date is added after the title graphic.
♬Led Zeppelin - "Rock and Roll"
| Sketch | 2 Live Crew Party |
| Kyle MacLachlan | ... | coalition member |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Larry Roman#1 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Victor LaCroix |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Eileen |
| Mike Myers | ... | Richard |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Scott |
| Chris Rock | ... | Luther Campbell#1 |
| Tom Davis | ... | guest |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | Chris Wong Won |
| Sketch |
| Kyle MacLachlan | ... | Angus |
| Jan Hooks | ... | customer |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | customer |
| Mike Myers | ... | Stuart Rankin#2 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | customer |
⁕This sketch originally appeared at the 01.20.1990 dress rehearsal, in which Christopher Walken played Kyle MacLachlan's role.
| Musical Performance | "The Last Day of Our Acquaintance" |
⁕In reruns, some alternate camera angles are used.
| Musical Sketch | The Cattle Song |
| Kyle MacLachlan | ... | K.D. Lang |
| Dana Carvey | ... | cowboy |
| Phil Hartman | ... | cowboy |
| G.E. Smith | ... | cowboy |
| Andy Murphy | ... | cowboy |
⁕During the opening cattle footage, the cast is heard practicing the melody, and then G.E. Smith is seen getting into place. This is removed in reruns.
⁕In reruns, some alternate camera angles are used.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kyle MacLachlan | 6 | 1 | |||
| Sinead O'Connor | 2 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Phil Hartman | 8 | 2 | 3 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 4 | ||||
| Victoria Jackson | 2 | ||||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 5 | 2 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 5 | ||||
| Chris Farley | 1 | ||||
| Chris Rock | 1 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 2 | ||||
| Audrey Peart Dickman | 1 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | ||||
| Conan O'Brien | 1 | ||||
| Bob Odenkirk | 1 | ||||
| G.E. Smith | 1 | ||||
| David Spade | 1 | ||||
| Bonnie Turner | 1 | ||||
| Dave Wilson | 1 | 1 | |||
| Akira Yoshimura | 1 | 1 | |||
| Christine Zander | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| Jeff Renaudo | 1 | ||||
| 55 | 3 | 7 | 5 |