| Sketch | All About Deborah Norville |
| Kathleen Turner | ... | Deborah Norville |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Jane Pauley |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Gene Shalit#1 |
| Mike Myers | ... | secretary |
| Joe Dicso | ... | director |
♬Charles Gerhardt & Franz Waxman & National Philharmonic Orchestra - "A Place In The Sun - Suite"