| Sketch | The Big Bitch BullDyke Bustout of '89 |
| Rick Moranis | ... | Jim Bakker |
| Joel Godard | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Leona Helmsley#2 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | cashier |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Tammy Faye Bakker#3 |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Zsa Zsa Gabor |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | customer |