| Cold Opening | Rain Man |
| Show | The Woodsman and the Lady |
| Sketch | Josh Acid |
| Musical Performance | "Cult Of Personality" |
| Sketch | Mel Gibson, Dream Gynecologist |
| Sketch | Lethal Weapon VI |
| Musical Performance | "Open Letter to a Landlord" |
| Miscellaneous | Belated Easter Greetings |
| Cold Opening | Rain Man |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Raymond Babbitt Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Pete Rose |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | caretaker |
| Ben Stiller | ... | Charlie Babbitt |
| Show | The Woodsman and the Lady |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Lady Cecily |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Evelyn Quince |
| Mike Myers | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Josh Acid |
| Dana Carvey | ... | cowboy |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Frida |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Clayton Dalton |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Doc |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Clarence Dalton |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | bartender |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | pianist |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Al Franken |
Lost his wallet in a taxi | |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tommy Flanagan |
| Sketch | Mel Gibson, Dream Gynecologist |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Mrs. Scott |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Colleen Walsh |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | receptionist |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Dr. Green |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | patient |
| Christine Zander | ... | Ms. Stevenson |
| Sketch | Lethal Weapon VI |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Scarface |
| Phil Hartman | ... | dispatcher Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | mistress |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | accomplice |
| Tom Davis | ... | bomb mechanism Voice |
| Show |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tonto |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan |
| Miscellaneous | Belated Easter Greetings |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tonto |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan |
| Miscellaneous | Belated Easter Greetings |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein#7 |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tonto#7 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan#8 |
| Cold Opening | Rain Man |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Raymond Babbitt Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Pete Rose |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | caretaker |
| Ben Stiller | ... | Charlie Babbitt |
⁕In reruns, some portions are replaced with the dress rehearsal version, including the "Live from New York" portion.
♬Hans Zimmer - "Leaving Wallbrook / On The Road"
| Show | The Woodsman and the Lady |
| Mel Gibson | ... | woodsman |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Lady Cecily |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Evelyn Quince#1 |
| Mike Myers | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕In reruns, two shots of Jon Lovitz are replaced with the dress rehearsal version.
| Commercial |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | wife |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | husband |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕In reruns, the last scene is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.
| Show |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Eugene#1 |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
♬George Frideric Handel - "Concerto grosso in B Minor, Op. 6 No. 12: II. Allegro"
| Sketch | Josh Acid |
| Mel Gibson | ... | Ruben Arness /Josh Acid |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dana Carvey | ... | cowboy |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Frida |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Clayton Dalton |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Doc |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Clarence Dalton |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | bartender |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | pianist |
⁕In reruns, the closing shot is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.
♬Los Coyotes Muertos - "Mirananda"
♬Ennio Morricone - "L'America di Jill"
♬Ennio Morricone - "La Posada, Pt. 1"
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Al Franken |
Lost his wallet in a taxi | |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tommy Flanagan#18 |
♬The Who - "Pinball Wizard"
| Sketch | Mel Gibson, Dream Gynecologist |
| Mel Gibson | ||
| Nora Dunn | ... | Mrs. Scott |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Colleen Walsh |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | receptionist |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Dr. Green |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | patient |
| Christine Zander | ... | Ms. Stevenson |
⁕In reruns, the first shot of Victoria Jackson and Don Pardo's voiceovers are replaced with the dress rehearsal version, and the freeze frame behind the title graphic is adjusted.
| Sketch | Lethal Weapon VI |
| Mel Gibson | ... | Riggs |
| Danny Glover | ... | Murtaugh |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Scarface |
| Phil Hartman | ... | dispatcher Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | mistress |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | accomplice |
| Tom Davis | ... | bomb mechanism Voice |
⁕In reruns, the car scene and a portion of the warehouse scene are replaced with the dress rehearsal version. In the live show, there are issues with the chroma key background.
♬Eric Clapton & Michael Kamen - "Mr. Joshua"
♬Eric Clapton & Michael Kamen - "The Desert"
| Show |
| Mel Gibson | ... | Frankenstein's Evil Twin |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein#6 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tonto#6 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan#7 |
⁕Phil Hartman's wig is displaced when Mel Gibson hits the back of his head with the bat.
⁕In reruns, most of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.
| Miscellaneous | Belated Easter Greetings |
| Mel Gibson | ... | Frankenstein's evil twin |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein#7 |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tonto#7 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan#8 |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mel Gibson | 7 | ||||
| Living Colour | 2 | ||||
| Danny Glover | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 3 | ||||
| Nora Dunn | 3 | ||||
| Phil Hartman | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | |
| Jan Hooks | 2 | ||||
| Victoria Jackson | 2 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 7 | 4 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 2 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 5 | 2 | |||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 1 | 1 | |||
| Ben Stiller | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 2 | 2 | |||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Bonnie Turner | 1 | ||||
| Christine Zander | 1 | ||||
| 51 | 9 | 1 | 8 |