| Cold Opening | Calgary 1988 |
| Sketch | Giant Businessman |
| Sketch | The Bean Cafe |
| Musical Performance | "Forever and Ever, Amen" |
| Sketch | Apple Support Systems |
| Sketch | Delivery Room |
| Musical Performance | "What'll You Do" |
| Sketch | Sentimental Value Pawn Shop |
| Cold Opening | Calgary 1988 |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Jim McKay |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Dick Button |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Peggy Fleming |
| Sketch | Giant Businessman |
| Dana Carvey | ... | neighbor |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Mrs. Larsen |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Giant Businessman |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Laura Larsen |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | neighbor |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | police officer |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | police officer |
| G.E. Smith | ... | neighbor |
| Sketch | The Bean Cafe |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Keith |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Sandy |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Lonnie Chambers |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | patron |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Harry |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bob |
| Don Pardo | ... | TV announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Kevin Nealon |
Report on the Calgary Winter Olympics | |
| Victoria Jackson |
Sheds her airhead character to be serious Poem"Ortega's Mustache" | |
| Jon Lovitz |
| Sketch | Sentimental Value Pawn Shop |
| Nora Dunn | ... | customer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | clerk |
| Jan Hooks | ... | customer |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | customer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | customer |
| Cold Opening | Calgary 1988 |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Jim McKay |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Dick Button |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Peggy Fleming |
| Cold Opening | Calgary 1988 |
| Tom Hanks | ... | Mark Mossano Live |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Jim McKay |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Dick Button |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Peggy Fleming |
⁕The Jim McKay and Dick Button portion of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | Giant Businessman |
| Tom Hanks | ... | neighbor |
| Dana Carvey | ... | neighbor |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Mrs. Larsen |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Giant Businessman |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Laura Larsen |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | neighbor |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | police officer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | announcer Voice |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | police officer |
| G.E. Smith | ... | neighbor |
| Sketch | The Bean Cafe |
| Tom Hanks | ... | Ralph |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Keith |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Sandy |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Lonnie Chambers |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | patron |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Harry |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bob |
| Don Pardo | ... | TV announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Mark McKinney | ... | announcer Voice |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Pat Stevens#15 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Barbara Bush#1 |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Elizabeth Dole |
♬Van Phillips & The Connaught Light Orchestra - "Buffoonery"
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Kevin Nealon |
Report on the Calgary Winter Olympics | |
| Victoria Jackson |
Sheds her airhead character to be serious Poem"Ortega's Mustache" | |
| Jon Lovitz |
♬The Doors - "When the Music's Over"
| Sketch |
| Tom Hanks | ... | Girl Watcher#1 |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Craig Talbert#1 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | guy |
| Andy Murphy | ... | passerby |
| Sketch | Delivery Room |
| Tom Hanks | ... | doctor |
| Dana Carvey | ... | father |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | mother |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | doctor |
| Sketch | Sentimental Value Pawn Shop |
| Nora Dunn | ... | customer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | clerk |
| Jan Hooks | ... | customer |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | customer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | customer |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tom Hanks | 8 | 2 | |||
| Randy Travis | 2 | ||||
| Mark McKinney | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 6 | 2 | |||
| Nora Dunn | 4 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 3 | 2 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 5 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 6 | 2 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 2 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 6 | 1 | |||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| G.E. Smith | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 53 | 6 | 6 | 4 |