| Commercial |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Jew |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Jew |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jew |
| Al Franken | ... | Henry Kissinger#5 |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕Al Franken accidentally announces "plus all these great standards" too early. This is fixed in reruns.