| Cold Opening | Afterlife Styles of The Rich and Famous |
| Musical Performance | "Nightlife" |
| Miscellaneous | Great Moments In The History Of White Trash |
| Sketch | Police Wire |
| Miscellaneous | Great Moments In The History Of White Trash |
| Sketch | Redneck Tanning Parlor |
| Musical Performance | "Partners After All" |
| Miscellaneous | Great Moments In The History Of White Trash |
| Sketch | Bar |
| Musical Performance | "The Boyfriend Song" |
| Sketch | Truck Stop Café |
| Musical Performance | "Blue Eyes" |
| Cold Opening | Afterlife Styles of The Rich and Famous |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Robin Leach |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Liberace Live |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Mephistopheles |
| Miscellaneous | Great Moments In The History Of White Trash |
| Phil Hartman | ... | patron |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Audra Foley |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Police Wire |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Don Marchezi |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Tommy |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Fat Tony Tartucci |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | detective |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | detective |
| Miscellaneous | Great Moments In The History Of White Trash |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | patron |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Clinton Johnson |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Victoria Jackson |
HandstandCommentary on "Amerika" | |
| A. Whitney Brown |
| Sketch | Redneck Tanning Parlor |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Benita |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Curtis |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Bobbi |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Bonnie |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Buck Weinstein |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. Lidell |
| Miscellaneous | Great Moments In The History Of White Trash |
| Cold Opening | Afterlife Styles of The Rich and Famous |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Robin Leach#1 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Liberace#2 Live |
| Cold Opening | Afterlife Styles of The Rich and Famous |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Robin Leach#1 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Liberace#2 Live |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Mephistopheles#8 |
| Miscellaneous | Great Moments In The History Of White Trash |
| Willie Nelson | ||
| Phil Hartman | ... | patron |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Audra Foley |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Jeannie C. Riley - "Harper Valley P.T.A."
♬Charles Gerhardt - "Sahara" Main Title
| Sketch | Police Wire |
| Danny DeVito | ... | Angelo Brignara |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Don Marchezi |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Tommy |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Fat Tony Tartucci |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | detective |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | detective |
| Miscellaneous | Great Moments In The History Of White Trash |
| Willie Nelson | ||
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | patron |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Clinton Johnson |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Jeannie C. Riley - "Harper Valley P.T.A."
♬Charles Gerhardt - "Sahara" Main Title
| Show |
| Willie Nelson | ||
| Danny DeVito | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | Church Lady#6 |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Ann Landers#2 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Victoria Jackson |
HandstandCommentary on "Amerika" | |
| A. Whitney Brown |
♬The Doors - "Roadhouse Blues"
| Sketch | Redneck Tanning Parlor |
| Willie Nelson | ... | Randy Galloway |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Benita |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Curtis |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Bobbi |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Bonnie |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Buck Weinstein |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. Lidell |
♬Richard Gilks - "Back Home"
| Miscellaneous | Great Moments In The History Of White Trash |
| Willie Nelson | ||
| Danny DeVito | ... | Carl |
| Nora Dunn | ... | wife |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕Before Willie Nelson's epilogue, the chyron which reads "Carl & Jolene Starkwell, First Cousins" doesn't appear as planned. In reruns, the chyron is fixed, and the epilogue is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.
♬Jeannie C. Riley - "Harper Valley P.T.A."
♬Charles Gerhardt - "Sahara" Main Title
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Willie Nelson | 11 | ||||
| Danny DeVito | 3 | ||||
| James C. Burns | 1 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Nora Dunn | 3 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 7 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 3 | 1 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 3 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 4 | 2 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | 3 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 3 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 3 | 3 | |||
| Joe Forristal | 1 | ||||
| 49 | 4 | 3 | 5 |