| Cold Opening | It Was All A Dream |
| Sketch | Girlfriends |
| Game Show | Quiz Masters |
| Musical Performance | "Smack Dab in the Middle" |
| Sketch | Mr. Subliminal |
| Sketch | Alienses |
| Musical Sketch | Baby It's Cold Outside |
| Sketch | Comeback “Choppin' Broccoli” |
| Musical Performance | "Fool For You" |
| Miscellaneous | Brecht/Rogers Medley |
| Game Show | Quiz Masters |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Lane Maxwell |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Franklin |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Marge Keister |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Church Lady |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Ann Landers |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Billy |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Sally Kellerman |
| Musical Performance | "Smack Dab in the Middle" |
| Sketch | Mr. Subliminal |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | secretary |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Mr. Smythe |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. Subliminal |
| Sketch | Alienses |
| Dana Carvey | ... | marine |
| Nora Dunn | ... | marine |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Hicks |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Burke |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Bishop |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Musical Performance | "Fool For You" |
| Sketch | Girlfriends |
| Sigourney Weaver | ... | Margaret Harrington |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Laura |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tommy Flanagan#12 |
| Game Show | Quiz Masters |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Lane Maxwell |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Franklin#1 |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Marge Keister#1 |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Lawrence O'Donnell | ... | theatregoer |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Alexander Still |
| Commercial |
| Sigourney Weaver | ... | Sarah Ferguson |
| Christopher Durang | ... | butler |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Princess Di |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕In reruns, this sketch is replaced with a film entitled "un film de".
| Show |
| Sigourney Weaver | ... | Zuul |
| Christopher Durang | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | Church Lady#1 |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Ann Landers#1 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Billy |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Sally Kellerman#1 |
| Musical Performance | "Smack Dab in the Middle" |
| Weekend Update |
♬Derek & The Dominos - "Layla"
| Sketch | Mr. Subliminal |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | secretary |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Mr. Smythe |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. Subliminal#1 |
| Sketch | Alienses |
| Sigourney Weaver | ... | Ripley#1 |
| Christopher Durang | ... | marine |
| Dana Carvey | ... | marine |
| Nora Dunn | ... | marine |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Hicks |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Burke |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Bishop |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
♬James Horner - "Futile Escape"
| Sketch | Comeback “Choppin' Broccoli” |
| Sigourney Weaver | ... | Paula Collins |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Derek Stevens#1 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Michael#1 |
| Musical Performance | "Fool For You" |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sigourney Weaver | 9 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Buster Poindexter | 3 | ||||
| Christopher Durang | 6 | ||||
| Madonna | 1 | ||||
| Soozie Tyrell | 2 | ||||
| James C. Burns | 1 | ||||
| Lawrence O'Donnell | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 2 | 2 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 4 | 2 | |||
| Nora Dunn | 3 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 6 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 3 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Victoria Jackson | 2 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Dennis Miller | 2 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lew Del Gatto | 2 | ||||
| Alex Foster | 2 | ||||
| Earl Gardner | 2 | ||||
| Tony Garnier | 2 | ||||
| Paul Miller | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 3 | 3 | |||
| Lenny Pickett | 2 | ||||
| Marc Shaiman | 1 | ||||
| G.E. Smith | 2 | ||||
| Mauricio Smith | 2 | ||||
| Steve Turre | 2 | ||||
| 72 | 8 | 4 | 7 | 1 |
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