| Cold Opening | Studio Tour |
| Sketch | Target Earth |
| Sketch | Dinner with Mike |
| Musical Performance | "The Big Chief" |
| Show | Star Search |
| Sketch | Evil Twin |
| Musical Performance | "The Midnight Key" |
| Cold Opening | Studio Tour |
| Sketch | Target Earth |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | alien |
| Nora Dunn | ... | researcher |
| Dennis Miller | ... | researcher |
| Randy Quaid | ... | major |
| Nils Nichols | ... | soldier |
| John Swartzwelder | ... | soldier |
| Show | Star Search |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Jennifer Janklow |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Mitsu |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Jenny Holloway |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Franklin Schplotzel |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Kip Williams |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Ed McMahon |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Slade McIntyre |
| Danitra Vance | ... | Claretta Dandridge |
| Damon Wayans | ... | The Angry Comic |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | Studio Tour |
| Jay Leno | Live | |
| The Neville Brothers | ||
| Mike The Dog | ||
| Lila York | ||
| Joan Cusack | ||
| Robert Downey Jr. | ||
| Nora Dunn | ||
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tommy Flanagan#6 |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Randy Quaid | ||
| Terry Sweeney | ||
| Danitra Vance | ||
| Jim Downey | ... | makeup artist |
| Lanier Laney | ||
| John Swartzwelder | ||
| Kevin Rooney | ... | guy with walker |
| Sketch | Target Earth |
| Jay Leno | ... | alien |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | alien |
| Nora Dunn | ... | researcher |
| Dennis Miller | ... | researcher |
| Randy Quaid | ... | major |
| Nils Nichols | ... | soldier |
| John Swartzwelder | ... | soldier |
⁕In reruns, several edits are made to improve pacing, and one shot is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.
| Sketch | Dinner with Mike |
| Jay Leno | ... | waiter |
| Mike The Dog | ||
| Joan Cusack | ... | patron |
| Randy Quaid | ... | friend |
| Nils Nichols | ... | patron |
⁕In reruns, the opening shot is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.
| Musical Performance | "The Big Chief" |
⁕Cyril Neville's microphone falls out of the stand as he sings the first verse.
| Weekend Update |
♬Henry Mancini - "Peter Gunn"
♬James Brown - "Living in America"
♬"Superman" Theme
| Show | Star Search |
| Jay Leno | ... | Frank Jenkins |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Jennifer Janklow |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Mitsu |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Jenny Holloway |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Franklin Schplotzel |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Kip Williams |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Ed McMahon#1 |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Slade McIntyre |
| Danitra Vance | ... | Claretta Dandridge |
| Damon Wayans | ... | The Angry Comic |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕After his second joke, Damon Wayans imitates a rim shot. The band plays one immediately after, causing him to break character.
| Sketch |
| Jay Leno | ... | Jackie Niles |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Bob (I)#2 |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Steve#1 |
| Damon Wayans | ... | Keith#2 |
| Sketch |
| Jay Leno | ... | patron |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Salena#1 |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Biff#1 |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕In reruns, applause is added over Jon Lovitz's entrance.
♬Dave Grusin - "The Singleman Party Foxtrot"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jay Leno | 8 | ||||
| The Neville Brothers | 3 | ||||
| Mike The Dog | 2 | ||||
| Lila York | 2 | ||||
| Joan Cusack | 5 | 1 | |||
| Robert Downey Jr. | 4 | ||||
| Nora Dunn | 3 | ||||
| Anthony Michael Hall | Absent | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 4 | 3 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 5 | 1 | |||
| Randy Quaid | 5 | 2 | |||
| Terry Sweeney | 3 | ||||
| Danitra Vance | 2 | ||||
| Don Novello | Absent | ||||
| Damon Wayans | 2 | 1 | |||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jim Downey | 1 | ||||
| Lanier Laney | 1 | ||||
| Nils Nichols | 2 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| John Swartzwelder | 2 | ||||
| Kevin Rooney | 1 | ||||
| 58 | 6 | 2 | 2 |