| Sketch | “All You Can Eat” |
| Joan Cusack | ... | patron |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | patron |
| Nora Dunn | ... | patron |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | waiter |
| Randy Quaid | ... | floating head#2 |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | patron |
| Danitra Vance | ... | waitress |
| Damon Wayans | ... | patron |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | waiter |